[ funny jokes ] FW: everybody hates traffic cops

2009-01-26 Thread Tom F
Don't mess with the RAF Two patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was

[ funny jokes ] FW: new words

2009-01-26 Thread Tom F
New Words The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which