Locked Out
One afternoon my wife April rushed out of the house,
forgetting her
keys, and found herself locked out. There was nothing she
could do but
wait for me to come home. She
saw a neighbor who was outside raking leaves.
You locked yourself out? he asked.
Yeah, this is the second
Have you heard the news?
SAD NEWS..
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
