The doctor told Pathan that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300
days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Pathan called
the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a
problem. What's the problem ? asked the doctor. I'm 2400 kms from
home.
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Tax Forms, Long vs Short
Ah, spring and the month of April. The chirping of birds,
the fresh smell of flowers, the sunny days ... and the time
that taxes are due. Yes, it's that time of year, when you
put sum 5A into slot 6B, subtract the lesser of 12Z or 11Q
from 10C, check the number of boxes
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
amazing
new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor
pain to the baby's father.
He asked if
New Diet
Jan is terribly overweight, so the doctor hands over a sheet
of paper with a diet on it.
I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see
you, you'll have lost at least five pounds.
When Jan returns, The doctor's
1 in 360
During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was
on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through,
we realized we'd lost our map. The patrol navigator informed
us, Our odds are 1 in 360 that we'll get out of here.
How did you come up with that? someone asked.
Did you hear about the farmer who ploughed his field
with a steamroller?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes.
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow too pasture.
Why
