When told the reason for daylight saving time the old Indian
said...
Only a white man would believe that you could cut
a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the
bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket.
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New Diet
Jan is terribly overweight, so the doctor hands over a sheet
of paper with a diet on it.
I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see
you, you'll have lost at least five pounds.
When Jan returns, The doctor's
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for 2 weeks but
nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to
God USA, they decided to send it to the President.
The President was so impressed, touched, and
