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The Vacation Conundrum George Gershwin, vacationing on Cape Cod with several colleagues, couldn't decide whether to rehearse a composition or spend the afternoon cycling along the beach. "Which shall it be?" he asked his friends. "Do we get down to work, or do we ... bike up the strand?" (By Joseph Gelband) Funny Jokes <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/> Funny Jokes <http://www.freefind.com/find.html?id=80898518> Funny Jokes <http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]