A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Saskatchewan rancher.
One
morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The
Veterinarian is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a
nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn.
Beware of these viruses:
Isnebola, usnebola, kyunbola , kesebola, kahanbola, kab-bola, tubola,
wobola,mein-ne-bola, yebola –all more dangerous than Ebola
Homophobia anger ahead of Glasgow 2014
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Were the models male or female?
On Thursday, 27 February 2014 11:53 AM, Tintin Mumbai India
tintin197...@gmail.com wrote:
Hello Friends
Yesterday, as a photographer, I had my first professional photoshoot.
It was nothing obscene, erotic, or a shoot with gay angle.
TO be on safe side,
Rimming was never so sweet after the act
On Saturday, 8 February 2014 2:08 PM, Tintin Mumbai India
tintin197...@gmail.com wrote:
1) Condom Friendly?
2) a lubricant?
I am planning to use Honey as lubrication while performing anal sex
So thought of taking opinion...
Abhay
--- Reuse
Wielding Whip and a Hard New
Law, Nigeria Tries to ‘Sanitize’ Itself of Gays
BAUCHI,
Nigeria — The young man cried out as he was being whipped on the courtroom
bench. The bailiff’s leather whip struck him 20 times, and when it was over, the
man’s side and back were covered with bruises.
Spring is here and it is the season when the iron in a man's
blood turns to lead in his pencil
.
...
On Jan 14, 2014, at 10:40 PM, asfan asfa...@yahoo.com wrote:
I met a friend in a bar and noticed two hunks looking at me.
Nine I
heard one of them whisper when I passed.
Feeling chuffed, I swaggered up to
my friend and told him that
the boys had just rated me a nine out of
ten.
I don't want
A young student asked the Professor of English, “What is a
dilemma?”
The professor said, “Well, there’s nothing better than an
example to illustrate it.
Imagine that you are lying in a big bed with a beautiful
naked young woman who
Is desperate to have you on one side and a gay man on the
other
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Gay Marriages Confront Catholic School
Rules
By MICHAEL PAULSONJAN. 22, 2014
SAMMAMISH, Wash. — Eastside
Catholic prides itself on teaching acceptance. At the end of Crusader Way, by
the school’s entrance, banners hang celebrating “relationships” and exhorting
I met a friend in a bar and noticed two hunks looking at me.
Nine I
heard one of them whisper when I passed.
Feeling chuffed, I swaggered up to
my friend and told him that
the boys had just rated me a nine out of
ten.
I don't want to ruin it for you, he replied, but when I
walked
past them,
December 20, 2013
Ugandan Lawmakers Pass Measure Imposing
Harsh Penalties on GaysBy ALAN
COWELL
LONDON — The Ugandan Parliament announced Friday that
it had approved legislation imposing harsh penalties on gay people, including
life
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very
excited..
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, and then give a
talk on
salesmanship.
Little Sally led off. I sold Girl Scout
cookies and I made $30 she said
proudly. My sales approach was to appeal
to the customer's
UP DOWN
SEX
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly
gentleman and an
elderly lady
struck up a conversation and discovered that
they both loved
to fish.
Since both of them were widowed,
they decided to go fishing
together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they
headed
to the
My bf kicked me out after he caught me measuring my cock.
It just
reaches the back of his brother's throat!
A Catholic priest was presenting a children's sermon. During
the
sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection
was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at
the
same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation
can
also be very
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its
cruising altitude, the captain announced: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your
captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New
York.
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful
flight. So, sit back,
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic
Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last
confession. I had s*x with Fanny Green twice last month.'
The priest
told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail
Mary's.
'Soon thereafter,
Mick and Paddy were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Mick pulled
out a
cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Paddy for a
light.
'Ya, sure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Paddy replied and then
reaching into
his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches
long.
'Saints be te Jesus'
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old
John Deere tractor.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and
gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed
He teaches English? Horrors!
From: Myles Kroll myles.kr...@gmail.com
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Monday, 30 September 2013 7:57 AM
Subject: g_b Hello all
Hello all English Speaking Indian gay males,
My name is Myles from USA and I'm
The Atlantic
'There's a Place for Gays in Islam'
Morocco's only openly gay filmmaker discusses the inspirations
behind Salvation Army and his home country's changing attitudes toward
homosexuality.
Jon
Frosch Sep 6 2013, 7:30 AM ET
AP / Domenico Stinellis
In an edition of the Venice Film
the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on
the bed.
I forget if I have posted this before.. If so, please pardon me.
Asfan.
Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.I thought I specifically asked
you not to tell
Three large black
ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip forthe very first
time.
The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me
on sumhot pink panties
beefo' I gets on dat plane.'
'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two
asked.The first replied,
Mutual masturbation!!
From: Ron Lussier rluss...@lenscraft.com
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, 20 August 2013 12:15 AM
Subject: Re: g_b visit to Mumbai
Cuddling? Kissing? Frottage?
On Aug 19, 2013, at 12:46 AM, Aditya Bondyopadhyay
Wishing everybody Navroze Mubarak and best wishes for a happy and
prosperous new year.
Asfan.
A Rainbow Over Catholic Colleges
The Gay Movement at Catholic Colleges
CaarwalaaaAditya Bondyopadhyay
(Sent from my iPad or iPhone)
On 22-Jun-2013, at 8:07 PM, asfan asfa...@yahoo.com wrote:
Who is the guy in the Nissan commercial who tells his driver, Cr
leke ao.?
Damn cute fellow.
Who is the guy in the Nissan commercial who tells his driver, Cr leke
ao.?
Damn cute fellow.
A sexually active middle
aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips
reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and
floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted
that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say Supersex.
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair.
Flipping her gown at him, she said, Supersex.
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally
An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans
over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think
I should
do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but
we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance,
one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
Excuse me,
Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very
http://link.johnstonpress.co.uk/rsps/ct/c/1009/r/226169/l/9992462
Church of Scotland faces exodus over gay
clergy
By CRAIG BROWN
Published
on Sunday 21 April 2013 00:09
UP TO 50 congregations may leave the Church of Scotland if the General
Assembly votes next month to allow the
too Asfan...
All the very best
:))
Sent from my iPad
On 21-Mar-2013, at 9:06 AM, asfan asfa...@yahoo.com wrote:
Wishing every one Jamshedi Navroze mubarak.
Wishing every one Jamshedi Navroze mubarak.
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How to Replace Mouse Balls
I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face.
This was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its employees
in all seriousness.
It went to all field engineers regarding a computer peripheral problem. The
author of this memo was quite
I think some people don't have a sense of humour
And, it was sent with a lot of smiles!!!
--- On Tue, 12/3/13, Aditya adit.b...@gmail.com wrote:
From: Aditya adit.b...@gmail.com
Subject: Re: g_b hi guys
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com
Date: Tuesday, 12 March, 2013,
A jet is making its final approach to St. John's Airport.
The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain.
We're on our final descent into St. John's Newfoundland.
I want to thank you all for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay
on the ROCK.
He forgets to switch off the
Two Irish builders (Patrick and Seamus) are seated either side of a
table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits
on a stool at the bar.
The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit
Pat: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Seamus: - No way - he's a
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2273024/Secretly-gay-Tory-MPs-planning-vote-sex-weddings--married-Extraordinary-claim-Conservative-pundit.html
Secretly gay Tory MPs are planning to vote against same-sex weddings... and two
of them are married', claims top Conservative pundit
They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to
answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her
what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know
This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically
said, Is that Corona or Bud?
I said, There's a tap underneath it; taste and find out.
Planning to cash her paycheck, a nurse walks into a bank.
She reaches into her pocket to pull out a pen to sign her check.
Instead of a pen, she finds she has pulled out a rectal thermometer
from the pocket.
She looks at the rectal thermometer in complete shock.
She states in disbelief, “Some
Young people have theirs.
Now Seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD- At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW -
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot
by the woman's husband.
- Original Message -
From: Barbara Holland
To: Max Holland
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2013 2:56 PM
Subject: Fwd: Gotta read the Bible!
Subject: Fw: Gotta read the Bible!
For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed two new laws - gay
marriage and legalised
An old man walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut, but he tells
the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because
his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf
and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the
volatile and be more gentlemanly? As, I am sure we are.
It would make for more interesting and less irritating reading.
Do give it a thought.
Asfan.
The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874
And the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realise that their brains could also be
important
Just got off the phone with a guy living in northern Minnesota near the
Canadian border.
He said that since early this morning the snow is nearly waist high and is
still falling. The temperature is dropping and is at about 15 degrees and the
north wind is increasing to
me at asfa...@yahoo.com ? I
would be most grateful.
Thanks,
Asfan.
ago and ended up cutting myself. Also the hair
grew back pretty prickly in the perianal and scrotal areas - made red rashes
down there, itchy and painful.
Perhaps I should have asked you for help AsfanJi :p
Deep
--- In gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com, asfan wrote:
What's wrong in using one's
Gosh, am I not erudite now!! Thanks, Aditya.
--- On Fri, 4/1/13, Aditya Bondyopadhyay adit.b...@gmail.com wrote:
From: Aditya Bondyopadhyay adit.b...@gmail.com
Subject: g_b Online gay Comic Strips (Artifice and others)
To:
Date: Friday, 4 January, 2013, 2:01 PM
Dear All,
A long-time
What's wrong in using one's shaving razor?? I use my Fusion and it does the
job excellently.
God helps those who help themselves. Amen.
--- On Fri, 4/1/13, Deep gaymanprou...@yahoo.co.in wrote:
From: Deep gaymanprou...@yahoo.co.in
Subject: g_b Have you ever asked your barber?
To:
ITS A BOY I shouted A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY
and with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai
brothel
At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer.
Little Boy : But I don't know how to pray.
Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.
Little Boy : Dear Lord he started Thank you for our visitors and their
children, who finished all my
?
Wishing all LGBTs and the whole wide world
a very happy New Year.
Asfan
December 9, 2012
Same-Sex Issue Pushes Justices Into Overdrive
By ADAM LIPTAK
WASHINGTON — Life moves fast these days, and so does the law.
In the civil rights era, the Supreme Court waited decades to weigh in on
interracial marriage. On Friday, by contrast, the court did
Pintu was having a habit of chewing the nails of his hand.
His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . .
Now Pintu can also chew the nails of his legs..
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, I did
some schoolwork. The robot slaps the son.
The son says, Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of an airplane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly
shuddered for
ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
again, took a
Wife is at home and texts husband on a cold winter morning:
Windows frozen.
Husband texts back: Use some lukewarm water
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:Computer completely
screwed up . now what?
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Gay rights group Stonewall faces barrage of criticism for ‘bigot of year’ award
given to Keith O’Brien
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/19/us/gay-marriage-support-grows-among-latinos-survey-finds.html?nl=todaysheadlinesemc=tha2_20121019
October 18, 2012
Same-Sex Marriage Support Has Grown Among Latinos, Survey Finds
By FERNANDA SANTOS
More than half of the nation’s Latinos are in
At dawn the telephone rings, Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker
at your country house.
Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?
Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead.
My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/01/us/california-bans-therapies-to-cure-gay-minors.html?nl=todaysheadlinesemc=tha23_20121001
September 30, 2012
California Is First State to Ban Gay ‘Cure’ for Minors
By ERIK ECKHOLM
California has become the first state to ban the use for minors of disputed
A man is walking behind his wife and says, Baby you are so fat now your bum
looks like a washing machine.
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.
At bed time, the man is asking for sex.
The woman says, I can't start the washing machine
for such a small load. You'll have to hand wash!
Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van when
suddenly Colleen,
being a bit on the kinky side, yells out,Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!
Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have
any whips on hand, but in a flash of
A teacher in a class is going around all the children and asking them what they
want to do when they grow up.
It eventually gets around to little Johnny's go.
So Johnny, what do you want to do when you're older?
Johnny repliesLI want to be a millionaire and have a bitch, and I'll buy
. Nowhere
had I EVER stated that I was against same sex marriage. If Mr. Nath is a
gentleman he shall apologise for the same. If he doesn't, well
Asfan.
--- On Thu, 20/9/12, bapu nath imrkn2...@yahoo.co.in wrote:
From: bapu nath imrkn2...@yahoo.co.in
Subject: Re: g_b Have Attention
A woman has sued her local hospital saying that after
treating her husband recently he has lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied – “The man was admitted in
Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight...”
Thanks, Manu. Now I am erudite on the subject
-
-- On Fri, 7/9/12, Manu Sharma manisk...@yahoo.com wrote:
From: Manu Sharma manisk...@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: g_b Spas in Delhi
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com
Date: Friday, 7 September, 2012, 12:11 PM
Asfan
Pray, what is nbsp?
Ignorant li'l me.
--- On Sat, 1/9/12, Rahul Ramen everythingn...@rediffmail.com wrote:
From: Rahul Ramen everythingn...@rediffmail.com
Subject: g_b Spas in Delhi
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com
Date: Saturday, 1 September, 2012, 10:32 PM
In Maryland, Gay Marriage Seeks a 'Yes' at the
Polls
Opponents of same-sex marriage have gathered more than
100,000 signatures to put a referendum on the November
ballot, setting the stage for a renewed debate on the issue.
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Don’t mention gay marriage – cardinal Keith O’Brien
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/13/us/army-woman-is-first-openly-gay-officer-promoted-to-flag-rank.html?nl=todaysheadlinesemc=tha23_20120813
Woman Becomes First Openly Gay General
Brig. Gen. Tammy S. Smith acknowledged her homosexuality by
having her wife pin her star to her uniform.
A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as
yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece.
In those days believe it or not the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink
containing
'You made your choice... but God did not intend for this unnatural lifestyle':
Father disowns his gay son in heart-rending letter after he comes out
By Daily Mail Reporter
PUBLISHED: 21:42 GMT, 7 August 2012 | UPDATED: 04:42 GMT, 8 August 2012
It is probably one of the hardest things a gay man
Vietnam Considers Same-Sex Marriage
By MARGIE MASON 07/29/12 05:23 AM ET Associated Press
HANOI, Vietnam -- Dinh Thi Hong Loan grasps her girlfriend's hand, and the two
gaze into each other's love-struck eyes. Smiling, they talk about their
upcoming wedding – how they'll
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/26/world/europe/on-gay-marriage-europe-strains-to-reconcile-27-interests.html?nl=todaysheadlinesemc=tha22_20120726
July 25, 2012
On Gay Marriage, Europe Strains to Square 27 Interests
By PAUL GEITNER
CASTEL MAGGIORE, Italy — When 1-year-old Kirsi Bestetti
Church says gay sex ‘hazardous to health’
Published on Friday 27 July 2012 00:29
THE Catholic Church in Scotland has claimed that active homosexuals are
endangering their own health and could shorten their lifespans, prompting a
charity set up by the late MP David Cairns to accuse it
http://link.johnstonpress.co.uk/rsps/ct/c/1009/r/226169/l/7366124
‘No basis in Church’s claim gays die young’
By Natalie Walker
Published on Saturday 28 July 2012 00:00
A DOCTOR said yesterday that there is no medical basis for a claim made by the
Catholic Church in Scotland spokesman
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of
execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he
was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
'What time of
Prafulbhai was suffering from a terrible headache, so he went to see his
doctor, a young, recent
medical graduate. The young Gujju doctor listened to him carefully and told
him,
Go home, Lie down on your tummy, Open your arse wide, And ask your wife to
pour some gin up your arse-hole.
Same-sex marriage proposals: SNP ministers accused of lack of leadership after
gay marriage decision is delayed
By TOM PETERKIN
Published on Tuesday 17 July 2012 23:11
THE Scottish Government was criticised by equality campaigners last night after
it delayed a decision on the
MSPs urge First Minister to stay course on gay wedding legislation
By Tom Peterkin
Published on Sunday 15 July 2012 00:00
SNP MSPs have warned Alex Salmond that there must be no retreat on same-sex
marriage, as the Scottish Government prepares to announce its decision on the
ng News THE SCOTSMAN
Put gay marriage to public vote, says cardinal Keith O’Brien
Published on Sunday 15 July 2012 22:06
THE head of Scotland’s Catholic Church has demanded a referendum on same-sex
marriage in a last-minute intervention on the eve of a final decision on the
Church of Scotland now ‘radically liberal’ says minister who quit over gay
clergy
By CRAIG BROWN
Published on Friday 6 July 2012 00:00
A FORMER Kirk minister has claimed the Church of Scotland has become “radically
liberal” and faces a “haemorrhaging” of evangelical membership over the issue
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July 3, 2012
Rapid H.I.V. Home Test Wins Federal Approval
By DONALD G. McNEIL Jr.
After decades of controversy, the Food and Drug Administration
Little Johnny was at the mall with his mother, when a man came walking toward
them. Little Johnny hopped up and down, laughed, pointed, and screamed,
Mommy! Look at that bowlegged man!
His mother was so embarrassed. Johnny, your manners are atrocious! You
need some culture, young man!
For
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same man instead of
same position with different men.
who coin these slogans usually never take into
account the most at risk, for to them, those are the 'bad' people who cannot be
saved anyways, in this world, or the next.
Aditya B
On 17 June 2012 00:26, asfan asfa...@yahoo.com wrote:
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm and we
all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating'..
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