in words dilemma is a situation where one finds himself very difficult to take
a strong decision between two ,things ,beings,etc,etc
On Sunday, February 2, 2014 5:28 AM, asfan asfa...@yahoo.com wrote:
A young student asked the Professor of English, “What is a
dilemma?”
The professor
A young student asked the Professor of English, “What is a
dilemma?”
The professor said, “Well, there’s nothing better than an
example to illustrate it.
Imagine that you are lying in a big bed with a beautiful
naked young woman who
Is desperate to have you on one side and a gay man on the
other
A Catholic priest was presenting a children's sermon. During
the
sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection
was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at
the
same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation
can
also be very
Two Irish builders (Patrick and Seamus) are seated either side of a
table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits
on a stool at the bar.
The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit
Pat: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Seamus: - No way - he's a
Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent
his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a
beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to
finish waiting on a customer.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked
Did you hear about the dumb blonde who thought that intercourse was the time
spent between classes?
I was working out in the gym when I spotted
a sweet young thing...
I asked the trainer that was near-by, What machine
should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?
The trainer looked me up and down and said...
Try the ATM in the lobby.
Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Sita my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
Ha ha ha
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A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her
neighbors' male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house
and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was
drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds,
*Two lions in the jungle had a long-standing feud. They claimed the same
territory, daring the other to step over the line. Strange as it seems, the
boundary between their turfs was a well-travelled trail through the jungle.
Every day, all day long, both lions lay in the brush staring
Well said , its a excellent moral to learn , no one helps once u r screwed
--- On Thu, 5/12/11, asfan asfa...@yahoo.com wrote:
From: asfan asfa...@yahoo.com
Subject: g_b Friday's Funnie
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com, gaybom...@yahoogroups.com
Date: Thursday, May 12, 2011, 9:42 PM
Partners help each other undress, before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you get screwed.
A girl was a prostitute but didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the
police raided a whole group of prostitutes and the girl was among them.
The police had all the prostitutes line up in a straight line. Along comes the
grandmother and sees her granddaughter. Grandma asks her
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with
great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had
settled down on the couch. .
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her.
He replied, 'It's Lent'.
In
An Arizona cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and
roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it
look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, What
Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker
andnbsp; the third's a gay guy.
The doctor tells each of them that, if they indulge in their bad habit one more
time, they will die.
Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, I don't care if I die, I need a
drink. The drunk
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam.
After checking all of her vitals and running
The usual tests, the doctor said,
Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health.
I could find no problems.
I did notice one abnormality however.
Oh, what is
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died
and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, Since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is,
you can hang out with anyone you want - in Heaven. Arthur
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went
to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, Since you've been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
out with anyone you want - in Heaven. Arthur thought about it
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Birbal was always praised in Akbars court. Begum is always jealous. Many times she had challenged Birbal. But every time Birbal had proved his
Joe and Frank were in the office, and noticed that someone had put up a suggestion box with some 3x5 cards next to it. Both decided that this was a great idea, and each took a card to fill out. Joe wrote, "The office workers should all be given raises!" When he looked at Frank's card, it said,
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face-lift procedure and was explaining
it to a prospective patient. He told her, I'll install a special screw in the
top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever
you need a little tuck, we'll just tighten the screw a
This guy walked into a bar and saw a sign for free beer. He asked the
bartender where he could the free beer.
The bartender said, Go upstairs and it's the first door on your left.
So, he went upstairs and went in the first door on his left. As he walked in he
saw the ugliest, fattest,
A desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.He goes first to the German hell and asks What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Pearly Gate Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Peter decided to let him in. "Follow me." he said, opening the gate and walking in.After some walk, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent
By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
You've got to have a room somewhere, he pleaded. Or just a bed, I don't care where.
Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy, admitted the manager, and he might be glad to split the cost.
An elderly retired couple was driving down the East Coast, when they stopped in Georgia for a fuel stop. The elderly woman was very hard of hearing, and usually asked her husband to repeat everything.
An elderly station attendant came to the car and started filling the fuel tank. Making idle
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, Doc, I'm constipated.
The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, Lean over the table.
The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat, CRACK... and then sends him into the bathroom.
John and Mary had been high school sweethearts, but they never had sex.
We'll have to wait until we are married, she told him.
So he waits.
They are engaged three years, and finally the big day rolls around. On their wedding night, Mary comes out of the bathroom, and says I have some bad
MARRIAGE:
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and
the woman gets her master's status.
Then there was a man who said, I never knew what real happiness was until
I got married, and then it was too late.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the
THE JOKE THAT SPARES NOBODY:
You don't know Jack
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, You don't know
Jack .Now, you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-Deep
An man was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The first man asked Please,
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time
Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an animal trainer was placed in the local
paper.
Only two applicants showed up: a male and a female.
The owner said he could only afford one animal trainer, so he would choose the one
with the best act.
At first glance it appeared that the female
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