An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic
Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last
confession. I had s*x with Fanny Green twice last month.'
The priest
told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail
Mary's.
'Soon thereafter,
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old
John Deere tractor.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and
gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed
A sexually active middle
aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips
reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and
floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted
that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from
How to Replace Mouse Balls
I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face.
This was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its employees
in all seriousness.
It went to all field engineers regarding a computer peripheral problem. The
author of this memo was quite
You have really hit bottom on this joke !!!
In a message dated 11/28/2012 4:13:48 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,
asfa...@yahoo.com writes:
Pintu was having a habit of chewing the nails of his hand.
His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . .
Now Pintu can also
Pintu was having a habit of chewing the nails of his hand.
His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . .
Now Pintu can also chew the nails of his legs..
U r well-cum!
--- On Mon, 20/2/12, Aditya Bondyopadhyay adit.b...@gmail.com wrote:
From: Aditya Bondyopadhyay adit.b...@gmail.com
Subject: Re: g_b Monday Melody
To: gay_bombay@yahoogroups.com, gaybom...@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, 20 February, 2012, 1:59 PM
I laughed very much
I laughed very much.
This is wonderfully funny joke.
Thanks you Asfan ji for sending.
Sincerely,
Aditya B
On 2/20/12, asfan asfa...@yahoo.com wrote:
Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is
narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold
Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is
narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the
final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, Now
don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's
Suresh went to the doctor complaining of body odour.
Do you wash? the doctor asked the smelly boy.
Oh, yes, Suresh answered. Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as
far as possible.
Then I start at my feet and I wash up as far as possible.
Well, the doctor concluded, Go home and
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that
her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She
pushed her
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says:
I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I
came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.
His second friend says: I think my wife is having an affair with the
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a
baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news
that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he
offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She
A group of 40-year-old buddies
decide to celebrate their lifelong friendship with a dinner. After a lengthy
discussion about choice of venue, they eventually agree to meet at the Gausthof
zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresses there have low-cut blouses and
bountiful breasts.
10 years
Dear God,
Please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Dad's computer
Bollywood news, movie reviews, film trailers and more! Go to
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I don't remember if I had posted this before. If so, please excuse the
repition. And accept my apologies.
A.
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A prostitute, who was also a Cricket fan, had a tattoo of Brett Lee and Shane
Warne on the inside of her thighs.
She says to one of her regular customers,
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to be putting everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced
to the passengers: Captain Marvin has
A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel.
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's
meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if
there was a barber on the premises.
I'm afraid not, sir, the clerk told him
apologetically, but down the hall from your room is
a vending
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the
lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I can't
understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same
age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.
Well, said the big Croc, what have you been
*The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black
Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m. on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out of town and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome. A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?" They were
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to thetoilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs first"The boy started saying "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T UV W X Y Z"The teacher asked at the end "Where is your P?" The boy answered "Running down my
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the
*It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo.
They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and
the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.
That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your tits, he said. Why
don't you take
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over."The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him
A married man was asked to perform his SWOT
(Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
He said, his strength is his wife.
His weakness is neighbour's wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat is when he himself goes out
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The typical macho man married the typical good-looking lady.
After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you! I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise! I'll
A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand.
The driver holds up two hands. Next, the woman points up, the driver points down.
Then, the woman grabs her breast, the driver grabs his crotch. Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.
A curious
The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line,
at which point the guided tour eventually arrived.
The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. This, he said, is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question
My god! What happened to you? the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
I got in a tiff with Riley.
Riley? He's just a wee fellow, the barkeep said, surprised. He must have had something in his hand.
Aye,.. That he did, Kelly said. A shovel it was.
Dear
An 80-year-old-couple are having problems remembering things, so they decide to see their doctor to find out if anything is wrong with them. They see the doctor and tell him about the memory problems they've been having. After a check-up, the doctor tells them that they are physically fine
Two cowboys from Arizona walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their
throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle
prices. Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich,
begins to cough.
After a minute or so it
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