[A close-up portrait of an African man with a serious expression. He had a
round face and wore a mustache and was looking off to the left. He had on a
pinstriped open-collared shirt.]
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/29/world/africa/ali-hassan-mwinyi-dead.html
"The Golden Rendezvous" by Alistair Maclean.
pg. 7:
..Velvet footed goanese waiters moved soundlessly on the dark grey pile of
the persian carpet; food appeared and vanished as if in a dream;
On Sun, 27 Jun 2021 at 10:15, lizio wrote:
> Hello Frederick, the link's not working.
30 JANUARY: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
To ROLAND FRANCIS
One of Goanet's major contributors in myriad areas.
An ex-Bomboicar settled in Toronto, Roland contributes
online tasty pieces of all kinds, to a variety of journals!
We won't say how young he is, but he can now get the vaccine
ahead of the queue!
Aires,
Re. your fake support to the 3 judges in the video, here is
the Link to your own malicious, vitriolic and libellous attack
on one of the same judges - to jog your failing memory:
https://goanet.goanet.narkive.com/2jof2Vq3/complaint-filed-against-panaji-judge-shabnam-shaikh
Hypocrisy is
Re. Nehru Seizes Goa - Leo Lawrence, 1963.
Read the Book free online here:
https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=mdp.39015016919634=1up=1
..
From: Bernado Colaco
To:
Doing the rounds:
Idi Amin once wanted to change the name of Uganda to Idi because
he thought he could do anything with Uganda. Everybody was afraid
to challenge that decision except for one man called Maliamungu who
was close to him. He said: 'your excellency sir, do you know Cyprus'?
Idi Amin
Last night I dreamt I traipsed down to Fontainhas again
that beautiful Latin corner of Panjim, that is still old Portugal,
complete with faint strains of the fado emanating from the
pretty yellow houses, lining the quaint, narrow streets.
A light staccato Portuguese chatter in the air
Hi Linken,
I was in and out of India as a student in the '70's, toured much
of the country. I spent quite a bit of time in Mumbai, and of course
many of the Goan enclaves from Nariman Point to Karjat. It's three
decades since I visited Matharpacady (quaint then and now), where
I knew a few folk,
Dear O Adolfus Kepemcar
mjinga, mjinga, mjinga sana!
Came to amuse us from Dar
mjinga, mjinga, mjinga sana!
Thanks for keeping us awake
mjinga, mjinga, mjinga sana!
Now please my soul do take:)
Here's the famous one giving the world xhapott:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQo6vUYeF4s
Karibu!
TO PRAKASH LAMANI do JAPANI
Dear Prakash Lamani
tara, jing, jing, jingaaa!
Your stuff's so funny!
tara, jing, jing, jingaaa!
Reading it vertical
tara, jing, jing, jingaaa!
Makes folk hysterical!
tara, jing, jing, jingaaa!
Here's a song about you Joao
So pray do tell us dear patrao
After you
Dear O Adolfus Kepemcar
mjinga, mjinga, mjinga sana!
Came to amuse us from Dar
mjinga, mjinga, mjinga sana!
Thanks for keeping us awake
mjinga, mjinga, mjinga sana!
Now please my soul do take:)
Here's the famous one giving the world xhapott:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQo6vUYeF4s
Karibu!
Joao hey hey
Wazzup today!
No cure for covid
Or even sciatica,
>From loud-mouthed
Quack from Utica.
His reason typical
Help no-one specific,
'Becos his medical
Oath is Hypocritic!
We must not call
For swabs or jabs,
He says we all
Are Goan crabs
So your crystal ball
Does tell us Joao,
Him we
What does Joao say?
More news of today?
Kim Jung's chepem
Worn by his sister,
Like Adolf de Quepem
Is he really hitler?
Dear Dr. Joao sir
My wife's expectant,
Should I inject her
With disinfectant?
Joao's advice is
Ask Doctor Gilbert,
Master of useless
The armchair expert!
Joao can go on and
Dear Mervyn,
If I don't write you now, I never will!
First of all, my deepest condolences on the passing
of your darling Elsie! She was a treasure beyond words.
You cannot imagine the number of times I've read and re-read
"Bwana Karani", and every time I went out with my (Scots)
sister-in-law to
Dan passed away last summer in NS, on August 9, 2019.
Francis
https://www.theguardian.pe.ca/obituaries/daniel-driscoll-25033/
Date: Tue, 21 Apr 2020 15:06:48 +0530
From: Tony
joao my dear
do not fear
that old chepem
hitler de quepem
goa's marx karl
senor popotlal
of banana diet
wants u quiet
tell him dear jose
don't get close
joao says tough!
just far cough!
..
Message: 3
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 2020 09:39:28 +0530
Re. [Goanet] What does Joao want to say?
hey hey hey
how u today
call centre se
aap me boltay
o prakash lamani
letsa make money
so just i ask
u wanna mask?
chloroquine
azitromycin
we have a dump
u give to trump
this way patrao
u make poixe
this what joao
want to
he lives
in dreams
she loves
in screams
as the virus
destroys us
patrao u forgot
a cure to pray
or has joao got
nothin' to say?
Message: 4
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 2020 07:09:02 +0530
From: Joao Barros-Pereira
To: goanet
Subject: [Goanet] What
Last Opportunity to Remember A Great Goan This Year -
A Special Memorial Mass for the late Goan music prodigy Sanya
Myla Cotta, is being held at 11am at St. Lawrence Church, Agacaim,
this Sunday 22 Dec, offered by her admirers in the US and Canada.
A Special Presentation will be made to her
Gentle Reminder -
Special Memorial Mass for the late Goan music prodigy Sanya
Myla Cotta, to be held at 11am at St. Lawrence Church, Agacaim,
this Sunday 22 Dec, offered by her admirers in the US and Canada.
A Special Presentation will be made to her parents Meckxy and
Schubert Cotta. All
See:
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/goa-book-club/YsS8La2A8kQ
………......
Subject: [Goanet] Sp. Invite: Launch - Greatest Konkani Song Hits Vol. 2
Special invite - Goanet members, to the international Launch of
the "Greatest Konkani Hits Song Book - Volume
Special invite - Goanet members, to the international Launch of
the "Greatest Konkani Hits Song Book - Volume Two" (by Yours
Truly) on Sunday 29 December, 2019, at 3 pm, at the Menezes
Braganza Hall, Panjim. Fabulous illustrations by Alexyz. At this
glittering function two editions of this new
All are invited for the Worldwide Launch of the "Greatest Konkani
Hits Song Book - Volume Two", on Sunday 29 December, 2019,
at 3 pm, at the Menezes Braganza Hall, Panjim. At this glittering
function, 2 editions of this new work are being released - the
general, composite version, and a separate
There will be a Special Mass for the soul of the late violin prodigy
SANYA MYLA COTTA, at 11 am, on Sunday Dec. 22nd, at the
St. Lawrence Church, Agacaim, Goa. It would be much appreciated
if well-wishers could spread the word, to ensure that as many of
the late Sanya's admirers could have this
Above Dabolim airport flies a windsock - a red rooster labelled
'AR'. Blows hot, blow cold. When the wind blows east the rooster
crows AAP, when it blows north, the rooster screams Congress,
west it cackles BJP, and south it roars CPI!
At night, it goes home to Ribandar dreaming of the day all
SWEET GOAN TOMBSTONES # 5
=
Died of food-poisoning
>From stale xhitt-codi,
You'll inherit something?
Over my dead body!
Goanet Silver Jubilee - Sun Dec 29 - Goa
DEAR AUNTY,
My Kerala friend’s egg business in Goa is failing.
Any suggestions?
Tantia.
..
Dear Tantia:
Ah, forget his business. It’s just a goan anda!
..
Goanet Silver Jubilee - Sunday December 29, 2019
SWEET GOAN TOMBSTONES #4
=
Buried here is young Venantius
Run over in New York at 11:59,
Artsy but always contentious
Now he berates Father Time!
.
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT*
SWEET GOAN TOMBSTONES #3
=
Here lies Joe D'Mello
Lived a chancy life,
This foolish fellow
Kissed a cop's wife!
.
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT*
DEAR AUNTY,
Is it true that the famous British monarch Henry VIII’s
first wife was from Goa?
Rani.
..
Dear Rani:
Oh yes…Catarin of Ara’goan!
..
Goanet Silver Jubilee - Sunday December 29, 2019
Institute Menezes
DEAR AUNTY,
Can you recall for me that 1944 movie, starring Bing Crosby,
about two Goan priests Fr. O’Malley and Fr. Fitzgibbon?
Bisp.
..
Dear Bisp:
Yes, it was…”Goan My Way”!
...
Goanet Silver
SWEET GOAN TOMBSTONES #2
=
If you are wondering
Here lies Pai Girish,
After years net-surfing
Finally found his niche!
.
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
Dear Aunty,
Is it true that the late Harold Robbins’ first
major blockbuster novel was an epic on Goa?
Mogha from Shimoga.
..
Dear Mogha:
Yes…”Where Love Has Goan”!!
..
Goanet Silver Jubilee - Sunday December
Goanet, the premier Goa Mailing List, turns 25 this year.
Founded by Herman Carneiro on August 25, 1994, and
built into cyberspace primarily by Frederick Noronha (and
a host of volunteers), it's Silver Jubilee will be celebrated
at a glittering function in the Main Hall of the Institute Menezes
SWEET GOAN TOMBSTONES #1
==
Here lies Leslie Vaz
Blasted full bore
By two angry Pa's
No les, no more!
.
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT*
12 Clara Rodrigues
13 Elvis Gomes
14 Filomena Giese
15 Francis Rodrigues
16 Frederick Noronha
17 George Pinto
18 Godfrey Gonsalves
19 Ibonio D'Souza
20 Jemimah Gomes .
21 Jennifer Kamat
22 Joe Almeida
23 John Eric Gomes
24 Larry D'Souza
25 Lawrence Rodrigues
26 Maria Augusta Rodrigues
27 Marie
12 Clara Rodrigues
13 Elvis Gomes
14 Filomena Giese
15 Francis Rodrigues
16 Frederick Noronha
17 George Pinto
18 Godfrey Gonsalves
19 Ibonio D'Souza
20 Jemimah Gomes .
21 Jennifer Kamat
22 Joe Almeida
23 John Eric Gomes
24 Larry D'Souza
25 Lawrence Rodrigues
26 Maria Augusta Rodrigues
27 Marie
Giese
12 Francis Rodrigues
13 Frederick Noronha
14 George Pinto
15 Ibonio D'Souza
16 Jennifer Kamat
17 Joe Almeida
18 John Eric Gomes
19 Larry D'Souza
20 Lawrence Rodrigues
21 Maria Augusta Rodrigues
22 Marie Yvete Barreto
23 Mario de Sa
24 Marlon Menezes
25 Michael Gonsalves Page
26 Nalini Souza
. Shaha
8. Biulah de Sa
9. Chloe Fernandes
10. Clara Rodrigues
11. Filomena Giese
12. Francis Rodrigues
13. Frederick Noronha
14. George Pinto
15. Ibonio D'Souza
16. Jennifer Kamat
17. Joe Almeida
18. Mario de Sa
19. Marlon Menezes
20. Nalini Souza
21. Prabhakar Timble
22. Rajan Parrikar
23. Ruben
. Shaha
8. Biulah de Sa
9. Chloe Fernandes
10. Clara Rodrigues
11. Filomena Giese
12. Francis Rodrigues
13. Frederick Noronha
14. George Pinto
15. Ibonio D'Souza
16. Jennifer Kamat
17. Joe Almeida
18. Mario de Sa
19. Marlon Menezes
20. Nalini Souza
21. Prabhakar Timble
22. Rajan Parrikar
23. Ruben
cheer and socializing as we usher in 2019.
Cost: No cost to attend!
But please RSVP: fcarodrig...@hotmail.com (we expect a full-house and if you
RSVP late we
may have to decline your attendance. Please don't wait till the last minute to
RSVP).
We look forward to seeing you.
Conveners: Francis
late we
may have to decline your attendance. Please don't wait till the last minute to
RSVP).
We look forward to seeing you.
Conveners: Francis Rodrigues, Frederick Noronha, George Pinto
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Goanetters_meet_in_Goa
https://www.facebook.com/GoaSudharop/
https
I really enjoyed Aretha, and Ajit.
Both were silky smooth, and a joy to watch.
Aretha soared, bewitched, broke barriers.
Ajit's left-handed mastery was enchanting.
Unforgettable memories of the '60's and '70's...
FR
-Original Message-
From: Roland Francis
Sent: Thursday, August 16,
to our generous sponsors
George and Francis), but you'll need to sign up to ensure that we keep a
spot for you.
-- Forwarded message --
From: Francis Rodrigues <fcarodrig...@hotmail.com>
Date: 22 December 2017 at 12:20
Subject: [Goanet] Annual Goanetters Meet-Up: Sat, Dec 30, 201
derick
9822122436
PS: There's no charge for this event (thanks to our generous sponsors
George and Francis), but you'll need to sign up to ensure that we keep a
spot for you.
-- Forwarded message --
From: Francis Rodrigues <fcarodrig...@hotmail.com>
Date: 22 December 2
Dear Goan friends worldwide,
You are cordially invited to attend the much anticipated event
as part of the annual Goanetters Meet-Up in Goa for 2017 -
M.O.G.A.M. ("Merry-xmas Online-Goans Annual Meet-Up!").
DETAILS:
Date: Saturday, Dec 30, 2017
Time: 4:00-7:45pm
Venue: CLUBE DE GASPAR DIAS
Great, George, we'll be there!
Francis
NY: 718-713-6007
TO: 647-232-6014
...
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2017 23:04:10 + (UTC)
From: George Pinto
To: "Estb. 1994! Goa's Premiere Mailing List"
Hi Jim,
You're very funny!
I will be in New York again in 10 days - can we meet up?
My daytimes are unfortunately taken up by meetings, but
we can do dinner one night - except for the Sunday when
I'm taking in the Carol King concert on Broadway. I'm in
NY the 16th-20th February at the
Hey All,
Rico did try, but it was a lost cause - too few takers, and nary a
suitable venue in sight, not to mention Rico's overloaded schedule!
I had the distinct pleasure of being hosted by him at his residence in
Saligao last week, before we return to the UK and N. America this week.
I had
Hey Rico,
I could be tempted, but I ask again -
Could we not try a more upmarket venue this year,
with more ambience and better food? Appreciate the
concept of the annual meet-up, but find it dreary in the
socialist surroundings you choose (communal halls mostly),
ending up with the tired
Hahaha, Alberto Pokenoseyo, you asked for it!
And now, since you appliedwhat are your qualifications Mr. Peresto be
Perez of the United States? Trump that!
FRFrom:
Roland To: "Goa's
Hi Rico,
Real sorry to hear of your Dad's passing. I met him one evening at your home in
Saligao, a few years ago, and he was a real fine upstanding gentleman.
A builder with great hands, he fashioned two great kids. He could not have
wished for a finer epitaph. R.I.P.
Francis
Mistake became! If teacher is Beatrice, cheeky pupil must be Cecil! (not
Clint!)LOL
Date: Thu, 14 May 2015 06:39:03 + (UTC)
From: CAJETAN DE cajde...@yahoo.com
To: Goanet goa...@goanet.org
Subject: [Goanet]
SMILE... IT'S WEEKEND
My mother (84), worked for the British Army. On her own merit. Her record
stands.The remark below is uncalled for.
FR
Message: 12
Date: Sun, 18 May 2014 13:07:22 -0400
From: roland.francis roland.fran...@ymail.com
To: Goa's premiere mailing list, estb. 1994!
goanet@lists.goanet.org
JC never fails to run true to form - this is what we like so much about him and
his MBBS (Mutual B- Back Scratchers) buddy Santosh Helekar, also resurfacing to
bait Gilbert. Yes, both buddies are master baiters!
=
From:
You missed out his constant DEBT - Deranged-Endless-Baby-Talk !
Didn't some irritated folk call him a constipated-unending-nonsense-talker??
From: Frederick FN Noronha fredericknoro...@gmail.com
Subject: Re: [Goanet] When Rajya Sabha nominee of Goa speaks...
The ten levels of debate in a
Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2012 15:41:42 -0700 (PDT)
From: marlon menezes goa...@yahoo.com
To: Goa's premiere mailing list, estb. 1994!
goanet@lists.goanet.org
Subject: Re: [Goanet] Mapusa, the failed city - NOTI have to agree with Marlon,
except on one niggly bit. Tony, now from Velim, is originally
Curious question -
Was it a Hindu snake or a Christian snake? Would it by any chance also be named
Jose? (a fairly common surname in Kerala)
FR
On Tue, 7 Feb 2012,J. Colaco jc cola...@gmail.com wrote:
WRT Liberation: have you heard the story (from Kerala) about the Mallu
the Snake?
Here
At last!! Words of wisdom below from - Larry (Toronto) to Moe (Chimbel) and
Joe (Bahamas)
FR
From: Mervyn Lobo mervynal...@yahoo.ca
To: Goa's premiere mailing list, estb. 1994!
goanet@lists.goanet.org
Subject: Re: [Goanet] To add to the debate on Chinese
Roland,
It is not difficult to make
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Protect Goa's natural beauty
Support Goa's
DAILY GROOK #1045
===
TIE LIE
===
by Francis Rodrigues
chained prisoners send
regrets if invited to sup,
oh they'd love to attend
but they're all tied up!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet-music
DAILY GROOK #1044
REDRESS DISTRESS
by Francis Rodrigues
gal, wear a flag brave
when ur under stress,
folks will always save
a damsel in this dress!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1043
===
STAKE BREAK
===
by Francis Rodrigues
to rid the scared public
of vampire awakening
the careful use of garlic
is really pain'stake'ing!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1042
==
SEX CHECKS
==
by Francis Rodrigues
in prague a good masseur
never charges groups tax,
individual service is sure
- you get separate czechs!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1041
===
CRAZY EX-PREZZY
===
by Francis Rodrigues
george bush to pa did talk
saying pop, osama's dead
and as for peace in iraq
why that's in the bag,dad!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1040
=
MEWS MUSE
=
by Francis Rodrigues
when dear ol' mozart found
his kitty-kats ill and weak,
he did imitate their sound
as a little night mew'sick!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1039
==
SHOCK TALK
==
by Francis Rodrigues
today's home defence
dispenses with locking,
using an electric fence
- that's quite shocking!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet
DAILY GROOK #1037
===
SMOKE CHOKE
===
by Francis Rodrigues
to prevent a ganja bust
a parliamentary solution,
is that both houses must
pass ajoint resolution!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1038
=
GONE NEON
=
by Francis Rodrigues
she's in her element
with a chemistry pun,
but now it's different
because most...argon!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet-music,tab
DAILY GROOK #1036
=
POET LAUREATE
=
by Francis Rodrigues
folk sought in old england
a poet worthy of the earth,
and in dear flowery william
they got their words'worth!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1035
=
PARE CARE
=
by Francis Rodrigues
in combating life's woes
inhibitions u must shed,
for like peeled potatoes
you must be pre'pared!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet
DAILY GROOK #1034
==
UNWISE MERCHANDISE
==
by Francis Rodrigues
grocery counterfeiters
gamble with our lives,
oh these evil profiteers
selling merchant'dice!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1033
=
TANK'S THANKS
=
by Francis Rodrigues
petrol prices on the rise
whilst scarcity's the rule,
filling up would be wise
you will then be tank'ful!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1032
HUMANITY REALITY
by Francis Rodrigues
a cannibal wongly is
labeled a barbarian,
when in reality he's
a human'eat'arian!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1031
=
TRUE VIEW
=
by Francis Rodrigues
if age is all in the mind
then a positive attitude,
when u cross thirty-nine,
will give you forty'tude!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1030
==
ARREST REQUEST
==
by Francis Rodrigues
convicts on the run
get so hard-pressed
and tired that in turn
they welcome a'rest!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet
DAILY GROOK #1029
===
NICE ADVICE
===
by Francis Rodrigues
ants are real wise
is a common rant,
i guess for advice,
get a consult'ant!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet-music,tab,lyrics
DAILY GROOK #1028
==
SICK TRICK
==
by Francis Rodrigues
anteaters so rarely
of illness have died,
filled with entirely
anty'bodies inside!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet-music,tab
DAILY GROOK #1026
===
ABSOLUTION SOLUTION
===
by Francis Rodrigues
to a drunken woman
your rant is just fine,
'cos to air is human,
to forgive? de wine!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1027
=
TWILIGHT PARASITE
=
by Francis Rodrigues
french beggars emerge
generally more at night,
this particular scourge
is a familiar paris'sight!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1025
===
DIE TRY
===
by Francis Rodrigues
needing euthanasia
and you really tried,
triple-border geneva
favors its swiss'side!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet-music,tab,lyrics
DAILY GROOK #1024
==
BUILD GILD
==
by Francis Rodrigues
caesar's grand home
took folk ages to pay,
this was 'cause rome
wasn't billed in a day!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet-music
DAILY GROOK #1023
===
TIC TOC
===
by Francis Rodrigues
bugs in your closet
power every clock,
sound of their chat
you hear tick-talk!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet-music,tab,lyrics,chords
DAILY GROOK #1022
=
BARE WEAR
=
by Francis Rodrigues
streakers who bare
are a constant pest,
oh this nudity scare
must be redressed!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet-music,tab,lyrics
DAILY GROOK #1021
=
INDIAN SEASON
=
by Francis Rodrigues
english foodies debate
local chefs are worried,
gone are british steaks
- the motion is curried!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
DAILY GROOK #1020
==
VEGGIE ALLERGY
==
by Francis Rodrigues
meat and red wines
rush for in numbers,
yet you see no lines
for...queuecumbers!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet
DAILY GROOK #1019
==
RIOT QUIET
==
by Francis Rodrigues
grilling riot toughs
produces nonsense,
police 'polygraphs'
have no lie-sense!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet-music,tab,lyrics
DAILY GROOK #1018
=
HAIR CARE
=
by Francis Rodrigues
baldies who are cold
warm caps can wear,
tho' instead of wool
they require mohair!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet-music,tab
DAILY GROOK #1017
=
CORN WARN
=
by Francis Rodrigues
women turn so scary
if their feet get worn,
true hell hath no fury
like a woman's corn!
*GREAT ALL-OCCASION GIFT* http://www.KonkaniSongBook.com
sheet-music,tab
DAILY GROOK #1015
=
ROCK TALK
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by Francis Rodrigues
asteroids create fear
hurtling in from afar,
the meteor is flashier
a celestial rock star!
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DAILY GROOK #1016
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LOSS GLOSS
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by Francis Rodrigues
losing our car
we just coped,
scooter, yaar?
oh we moped!
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DAILY GROOK #1014
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HAIR CARE
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by Francis Rodrigues
with wigs they disagree,
and, say bald guys today,
hair grafts must be free
- we don't want toupee!
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DAILY GROOK #1013
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SEX VEX
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by Francis Rodrigues
the vatican is not erotic
but since clergy defects,
their mind is filled with
just sects, sects, sects!
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DAILY GROOK #1012
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WORD HEARD
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by Francis Rodrigues
my medical show
faced many cuts,
that was i know
a play on warts!
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DAILY GROOK #1011
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PEAL REVEAL
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by Francis Rodrigues
oft beachside churches
hidden danger conceal,
when the sun scorches
then the belles do peel!
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DAILY GROOK #1010
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CLERGY ENERGY
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by Francis Rodrigues
holiday monks together
cavorting in the streets,
hey in this hot weather
they have loose habits!
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DAILY GROOK #1009
CHICKPEA TRAGEDY
by Francis Rodrigues
postman died of poisoning
went the autopsy rumours,
after a mid-eastern cuisine -
was confirmed post'humus!
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DAILY GROOK #1008
MEAN BETWEEN
by Francis Rodrigues
my flunking college,
profs had foreseen,
said i was average
that's really mean!
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DAILY GROOK #1007
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YELL HELL
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by Francis Rodrigues
the creator did shout
at the devil and yell,
from heaven put out
and...gave him hell!
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DAILY GROOK #1006
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STAKE TAKE
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by Francis Rodrigues
many a ghost hunter
i see vampire chasing,
their efforts i venture -
rather pain-stake-ing!
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