[Goanet] Joke du Jour

2014-04-19 Thread roland.francis
Apologies to those who have read it before. A short reading from Genesis in the Bible: And God said He would fill all the corners of the earth with good and obedient wives. Then He made the earth round and laughed and laughed. Roland. Sent from Samsung Mobile

Re: [Goanet] Joke du Jour

2014-04-07 Thread Tim de Mello
I assume the pretty lady is now a widow. :-) Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2014 21:51:42 -0400 From: roland.fran...@gmail.com To: goanet@lists.goanet.org Subject: [Goanet] Joke du Jour With apologies to those who have heard it before. A drunk arrives very late

[Goanet] Joke du Jour

2014-04-05 Thread Roland Francis
With apologies to those who have heard it before. A drunk arrives very late at home. Knowing his wife won't open the door, he falls back on a ruse. Knock, knock, flowers for the pretty lady. The wife opens the door and asks: where are the flowers? Where is the pretty lady?, the drunk counters.