Cooter and Gomer
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent
for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled
An Army guy is sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says Marines suck.
Sure enough, two marines walk up.
One of the Marines says, WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!
So the Army guy responds, thats the first thing I hate about Marines, they cant read.
The other Marine growles, What did you
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From 0xdeadbeef:
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store
was very surprised when a very attractive woman standing behind
him said, Hello! Her face was beaming.
He gave her that who are you look, and couldn't
