Condoms

Nina walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if
he sells condoms.

He replies, "Yes we do.  What size would you like?"

Nina responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going
steady with anyone right now."

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Smell your pussy

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beauti-
ful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says,
"Can I smell your pussy?"

The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly
not!"

"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

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Q: Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars,
   or a man with six children?
A: The man with six children. The man with a million
   dollars wants more.



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