A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into
the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack
your bags. I just won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God, that's fantastic! What should I pack,
beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
- Original Message -
From: Malvary J Cole [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Chat lace-chat@arachne.com
Sent: Friday, September 26, 2008 9:37 PM
Subject: [lace-chat] Good-bye
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into
the house.
She slammed the door and shouted
