LI Jokes for Tuesday

1998-04-08 Thread Sue Hartigan
Sue Hartigan [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, " Why are you crying?" The first one replied, " I came here for blood test."

LI BrainBenderz: Speaking Of Children

1998-04-08 Thread Sue Hartigan
Sue Hartigan [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: -=Today's Puzzle: "We -- Aaron, Brian, and Clyde -- each have some children. 1) Aaron has at least one girl and twice as many boys as girls. 2) Brian has at least one girl and three times as many boys as girls. 3) Clyde has at least one girl

LI Boy indicted in killing

1998-04-08 Thread Kathy E
Kathy E [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: After being stabbed once in her kitchen, retired librarian June Stillman fled to her garage and tried to lift the main door, hoping to escape her attacker, police now say. But the door wouldn't budge, and her killer continued to hack and beat at her,

LI Racist killer confesses to more killings

1998-04-08 Thread Kathy E
Kathy E [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Racist serial killer Joseph Paul Franklin, who says he shot Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt and civil rights leader Vernon Jordan, has confessed to two 1979 slayings he says were racially motivated. Franklin, who is on death row in Missouri for the

Re: LI Nixon beat his wife

1998-04-08 Thread hallinan
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Hi Sue, Sue Hartigan [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: I think that we have the right to know the truth about what is going on in the WH in regards to things like Watergate, White Water, Vietnam, Iraq, Bosnia, etc. But when it comes down to the personal lives of anyone, I

Re: LI Re:School days, school days..

1998-04-08 Thread Jackie Fellows
Jackie Fellows [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Hi Sue LOL--And they were *pink* and those rather baggy ones at that. The ones that come down to the middle of your upper leg and have balloon legs. What a sight!! jackief Sue Hartigan wrote: Sue Hartigan [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Hi Jackie:

Re: LI Biased Judge Forgives Clinton

1998-04-08 Thread moonshine
moonshine [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Ridiculous! Any CEO who did not have complete control of the company would be destroyed by doing what Clinton did. He would be out on his behind for much less. I didn't know that Clinton was found

Re: LI Nixon beat his wife

1998-04-08 Thread moonshine
moonshine [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: People do not hesitate in the slightest to trash those they dislike repeating the grossest and flimsiest rumors as absolute truth while complaining loudly that the most obvious flaws of their heros are just unfounded rumors.

Re: LI Nixon beat his wife

1998-04-08 Thread hallinan
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: moonshine [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: People do not hesitate in the slightest to trash those they dislike repeating the grossest and flimsiest rumors as absolute truth while complaining loudly that the most obvious flaws of their heros are

LI Uh-oh... and oops!

1998-04-08 Thread Kaye
Kaye [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

Re: LI Re: Mitchell Johnson--victim of sexual abuse

1998-04-08 Thread DocCec
DocCec [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: In a message dated 98-04-07 21:32:22 EDT, you write: The case under appeal is a hearing on Miranda rights. The state is wanting the lower court's decision to suppress the confession because Miranda rights weren't given at the beginning of the interview with

Re: LI Johnson: Tuesday summary/Closing arguments

1998-04-08 Thread DocCec
DocCec [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: In a message dated 98-04-07 22:46:05 EDT, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: "People like Suzanne Johnson do not kill," Carlos said repeatedly. "People like Suzanne Johnson nurture life...The state's case is based on a need to blame someone for Jasmine Miller's