I wish to be the first to start AND join the Proud Tom Fan Club. Dues will be required in the form of meteorite shaped bricks, meteorites from the Yellow Brick Road, or extra, extra, extra long pants. Female meteorite collectors built like a brick outhouse get into the fan club for free!
Proper attire at the Proud Tom Fan Club meetings is required. All members must wear pants up to their underarms, or thereabouts.
Metal detectors are optional accessories. Magnets are a must.
Ciao, Fred Meteorhall
