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Correction

Last weekend's NASCAR race - where the "Daschle's Office" and "French
Embassy" signs were seen on the doors of port-o-potties - was held in Ft.
Worth, not Dallas.  I was given a bum steer by a blond friend named Houston
who lives in Dallas.  :)

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Adios, Benedict Arnett

"It was wrong for Mr. Arnett to grant an interview to state controlled Iraqi
TV - especially at a time of war - and it was wrong for him to discuss his
personal observations and opinions in that interview.  Therefore, Peter
Arnett will no longer be reporting for NBC News and MSNBC."

- NBC News President Neal Shapiro, 3/31/03

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Encourage Good Behavior

Another one bites the dust!  Thanks to everyone who called or emailed MSNBC
voicing outrage over Arnett's Iraqi TV interview.  We now ought to commend
MSNBC for dealing with this Arnett situation so forcefully and quickly
suggests my blond friend named Kerri Houston of Dallas.  All too often we
raise a stink when someone does something stupid, she points out, but fail
to encourage good behavior when they do something good.  So if you'd like to
give MSNBC an "Atta Boy" for dumping Arnett, you can email them at:
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How Come THIS Guy Didn't Get the Arnett Treatment?

"That thug at Columbia University masquerading as a teacher? This is the NY
Times' description:  'The professor, Nicholas De Genova, ... called for the
defeat of United States forces in Iraq, and said the only true heroes are
those who help defeat the American military. He said Americans who call
themselves patriots are imperialist white supremacists.'

"The president of the university said he was 'especially saddened' and the
'history professor who was one of the teach-in's organizers' said he found
the remarks, 'personally ... quite reprehensible.'

"That is the sum of the opposition by this institution of higher learning.
Imagine, for a moment, the level of outrage which would be generated if a
professor at Columbia University chose to begin his or her class with a
prayer for the safety of our military personnel."

- Rich Galen, Mullings.com, 3/31/03

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French Democrats Open New Front in NJ

"Government officials in the Trenton, N.J. suburb of Fieldsboro...have
banned the display of yellow ribbons and other war-related memorials from
public property. . . . Fieldsboro Mayor Edward Tyler denied the move was a
slap at the U.S. military fighting overseas. . . . The mayor and the entire
borough council are Democrats."

- CNSNews.com, 3/31/03

[Editor's Note:  Was unable to locate an email address for this Peter Arnett
wannabe mayor, but located a phone number:  (609) 298-7138.  Remember, a
one-minute phone call to Mayor Tyler will cost you less than a nickel if you
're signed up for GOPLongDistance.com!)

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Sad Ham Hoofsein

"A British satire on the Internet introduces a pig named Sad Ham Hoofsein in
a mock episode of 'Sesame Street.' Sad Ham comes to a sad end, roasting on a
spit. The Count, a 'real-life' Sesame Street character who shows kids how to
count, becomes a weapons inspector who shouts as he searches: 'One! One
weapon of mass destruction! Ah ha ha ha! Two! Two weapons of mass
destruction!'  Big Bird represents America the Good and Oscar the Grouch
plays a symbolic role as a whining Democrat."

- Columnist Suzanne Fields

[ Editor's Note:  You can find the full satire piece at:
http://www.thebrainstrust.co.uk/article.50.2627.html ]

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Actions Should Have Consequences

Lawmakers on Capitol Hill are preparing bills which would reward government
contracts to companies in countries who are supporting the war on Iraq and
canceling those who are opposed.  "There should be some kind of penalty,"
says Rep. Duke Cunningham, California Republican.  "If you...don't let us
use a base, which causes us to come all the way round the other side, and
delays our troops and gets some of our people killed, there needs to be some
kind of accountability."

Indeed.

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Here's As Good a Place to Start As Any

Deutsche Post, which is 69 percent owned by the German government, is
attempting to acquire Airborne Inc. - the #3 overnight ground delivery
service in the U.S. - to add to its DHL Worldwide Express operation.  This
billion-dollar-plus deal has raised concerns "about the degree of control
that Deutsche Post (would be) able to exert on the domestic (U.S.) express
package and cargo market" if it goes through.  The deal is subject to
federal regulatory review.

If you don't think a company primarily owned by the anti-American German
government - which flipped us the bird over Iraq - maybe shouldn't be
rewarded with approval to buy an American company in order to take business
away from other American companies, you might want to contact the U.S.
Department of Transportation and urge them to conduct an investigation and
hold hearings on this deal before it's approved.

You can email the DOT at:  [EMAIL PROTECTED]

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Blast from the Past on Tear Gas Ban

Remember yesterday's story about how the Chemical Weapons Treaty is now
being used to thwart U.S. forces from using NON-LETHAL tear gas to fight
Iraqi death squads and protect civilians in Baghdad?  As noted, we can shoot
'em, stab 'em or bomb 'em - but we can't pepper spray 'em.  Stupid, stupid,
stupid.

How in the world did something like this ever get through the Senate?  Well,
thanks to a little historical reminder from our friend Rob Booth, here's the
answer:

"The Senate approved the Chemical Weapons Convention on Thursday night after
Sen. Trent Lott, the Republican leader, threw his support behind the treaty,
which prohibits the production, storage and use of poison gas," wrote Adam
Clymer in the New York Times on April 25, 1997.  "The victory was a major
success both for President Clinton and for Lott, who marked the first
foreign policy test of his tenure as majority leader."

Ah-ha!

Before the vote, Lott told his colleagues, "This is the culmination of many
years of tireless effort by men and women in both political parties who
believe, as the president and I believe, that this treaty is a great victory
for the United States. Our citizens will be safer, our nation will be
stronger because of this treaty going into effect."

Oh, really?  Great victory, huh?  Safer and stronger, huh?

Lott maintained that military leaders "believe it will make our soldiers,
sailors, airmen and marines more safe in potential battlefields -- and less
likely to face the horrible prospect of chemical weapons."

Really?  Hmm, that's not what they seem to be saying on daily television
these days.  Of course, sometimes it's hard to understand them with those
chemical protection masks over their heads.

And according to Clymer, "Clinton promised to withdraw from the treaty if
its implementation compromised the country's military capabilities or led to
the proliferation, not the control, of poison gas. Lott praised the
statement as 'an ironclad commitment.'"

Ironclad commitment, huh?   Well, if Bill Clinton gave his word...well,
there you have it.  Good enough for me.  I mean, Bill Clinton wouldn't lie
or anything, would he?

Nice job, senator.  I'm sure our Boys in Baghdad feel a "Lott" safer today
because of your capitulation to Bill Clinton in '97.  Gosh, we sure miss you
as Majority Leader.

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Hitting the Airwaves

Here are scheduled talk show appearances where I'll be discussing the idea
of pulling the U.S. out of the U.N.

April 1, 2003 at 5:30 p.m. (ET)
Dave Glover Show
KFTK in St. Louis, MO

April 1, 2003 at 7:15 p.m. (ET)
Warren Duffy Show
KKLA in Los Angeles, CA

April 2, 2003 at 7:05 a.m. (ET)
Phil Paleologos Show
Cable Radio Network

April 2, 2003 at 10:00 a.m. (ET)
Randy Renshaw Show
KSCJ in Detroit, MI

April 3, 2003 at 11:30 a.m. (ET)
Bob Dutko Show
WMUZ in Detroit, MI

Hope you'll "turn on and tune in."


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