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From: ozdotnet-boun...@ozdotnet.com [mailto:ozdotnet-boun...@ozdotnet.com]
On Behalf Of Greg Keogh
Sent: Friday, 11 March 2011 7:07 PM
To: 'ozDotNet'
Subject: RE: I.T. resume
So
. Methodical.*
*From:* ozdotnet-boun...@ozdotnet.com [mailto:
ozdotnet-boun...@ozdotnet.com] *On Behalf Of *Greg Keogh
*Sent:* Friday, 11 March 2011 7:07 PM
*To:* 'ozDotNet'
*Subject:* RE: I.T. resume
So this dyslexic walks into a bra ...
(name withheld)
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On 15 March 2011 13:56, Michael Minutillo michael.minuti...@gmail.comwrote:
One of the Naked Gun films had a newspaper headline of
Dyslexia For Cure Found
which for some reason I always remember
I had missed that, but now I will always remember it as well!
Thank you for mentioning it
So this dyslexic walks into a bra ...
(name withheld)
As in queer-y?
On 10 March 2011 17:33, Stephen Price step...@littlevoices.com wrote:
If the SQL query is in a bar, wouldn't it be a gay bar?
On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 1:34 PM, mike smith meski...@gmail.com wrote:
On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 3:15 PM, Simon Kuldin
sim...@prism-solutions.com.au
No, as in using tables is gay...
Ask any web dev. ;)
p.s. yes, you got it. Sad I had to explain it to some people, hey Silky :p
On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 4:26 PM, David Burstin david.burs...@gmail.comwrote:
As in queer-y?
On 10 March 2011 17:33, Stephen Price step...@littlevoices.com wrote:
This Implements IWalkingIntoABar interface :
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/g0juy/two_scientists_walk_into_a_bar/
any more anyone
It is Friday
Regards
On 10 March 2011 19:36, Stephen Price step...@littlevoices.com wrote:
No, as in using tables is gay...
Ask any web dev. ;)
p.s.
On Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 8:24 AM, Arjang Assadi arjang.ass...@gmail.com wrote:
This Implements IWalkingIntoABar interface :
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/g0juy/two_scientists_walk_into_a_bar/
any more anyone
Q: Why don't qubits go to the tailor?
A: They are scared of being measured.
On Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 4:57 PM, Michael Minutillo
michael.minuti...@gmail.com wrote:
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
How much? he asks.
The barman replies, for you, no charge
Warning, slightly rude joke I just invented:
Q: How does superman entertain many women at once?
A:
Argon walks into a bar and the barman says we don't serve your kind here.
Argon doesn't react.
A neutrino walks into a bar. When the barman asks if it wants a drink it
says Nah, just passing through
A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar.
The barman refuses to serve it and it leaves
On Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 5:12 PM, Michael Minutillo
michael.minuti...@gmail.com wrote:
Argon walks into a bar and the barman says we don't serve your kind here.
Argon doesn't react.
A neutrino walks into a bar. When the barman asks if it wants a drink it
says Nah, just passing through
A room
Yeah, I've heard them all before; I think I watched a talk of his.
This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DkeQ0roAM
--
Noon Silk
His delivery is better than my text :p
What's people's opinion of showing screenshots via internet links on resume
of apps they've built for companies ?
Most places have agreements where you can't take the app offsite, and you
can't really demo an app in an interview with employer or recruiter..
On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 3:44 PM, DotNet
I remember many ads requiring 5 years experience with .net back in 2005 !
It is good to see I am not alone dealing with those clowns!
Thanks Grant
On 9 March 2011 16:03, Grant Molloy graken...@gmail.com wrote:
Don't forget to mention your 5yrs experience with .Net 4.0...
On Wed, Mar 9,
On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 10:01 AM, Arjang Assadi arjang.ass...@gmail.comwrote:
I remember many ads requiring 5 years experience with .net back in 2005 !
It had been around for about that long, I think. (I know I was using it in
2001 anyway, and that wasn't the first version IIRC).
It is good
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From: Noon Silk noonsli...@gmail.com
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Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2011 10:03:50
To: ozDotNetozdotnet@ozdotnet.com
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Subject: Re: I.T. resume
On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 10:01 AM, Arjang Assadi arjang.ass
On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 4:03 PM, Grant Molloy graken...@gmail.com wrote:
Don't forget to mention your 5yrs experience with .Net 4.0...
I wonder if we could poison their data and claim experience with .Net 5.0?
They'd then put that in their ads, revealing how clueless some of them are.
Oh, that is EVIL.
I love it.
On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 8:18 AM, mike smith meski...@gmail.com wrote:
On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 4:03 PM, Grant Molloy graken...@gmail.com wrote:
Don't forget to mention your 5yrs experience with .Net 4.0...
I wonder if we could poison their data and claim
Provided you have permission i think its fair game. You also probably need
to show not just the pretty screens but specifically what you're showing -
just like in 3D show reels, call out what you did or the techniques you did
them vs just showing 5secs of Finding Nemo and you then in small point
On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 3:15 PM, Simon Kuldin
sim...@prism-solutions.com.au wrote:
No tables? Why is that?
No idea. But it reminds me of a sig in /. I just read.
An SQL query goes to a bar, walks up to a table and asks, Mind if I join you?
(but I wouldn't say 'An', because I pronounce SQL as
On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 5:33 PM, Stephen Price step...@littlevoices.com wrote:
If the SQL query is in a bar, wouldn't it be a gay bar?
What?
--
Noon Silk
http://dnoondt.wordpress.com/ (Noon Silk) | http://www.mirios.com.au:8081
Fancy a quantum lunch?
lol, I agree with the buzzword matrix, when recruiters who use to call me
about a Web Development role and include WPF and WinForms and C++ in the
whole mix of it, I thought they were reading off a long list of crap.
On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 3:18 PM, Craig van Nieuwkerk crai...@gmail.comwrote:
Don't forget to mention your 5yrs experience with .Net 4.0...
On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 2:44 PM, Winston Pang winstonp...@gmail.com wrote:
lol, I agree with the buzzword matrix, when recruiters who use to call me
about a Web Development role and include WPF and WinForms and C++ in the
whole mix
I used to have a lengthy CV but I dropped it down to only very brief
summaries. I don't really have a matrix of skills; more just a on-topic
quick review of what I used. Seems more correct to me, but is prone to
errors in that you may need to list things that would be trivially obvious
to
. Methodical.
From: ozdotnet-boun...@ozdotnet.com [mailto:ozdotnet-boun...@ozdotnet.com]
On Behalf Of Grant Molloy
Sent: Wednesday, 9 March 2011 4:04 PM
To: ozDotNet
Subject: Re: I.T. resume
Don't forget to mention your 5yrs experience with .Net 4.0...
On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 2:44 PM, Winston
Age is not appropriate IMO.
On Wed, Mar 9, 2011 at 3:18 PM, Craig van Nieuwkerk crai...@gmail.comwrote:
Depends on the audience, but if sending to a recruiter then have a
'buzzword' matrix can't hurt. Then I have a recent jobs summary with
buzzwords. Education at the end. Minimal personal
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