From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Tips on how to protect yourself from a terrorist attack:
1. Duct tape American flags over all your windows. 2. Watch TV, especially Fox news, constantly for updates 3. Shop, if you are afraid to go outside shop online 4. Make your house a safe house; get rid of all unpatriotic materials (posters, books, videos, flyers, etc). 5. Reassure your children, tell them three times a day: “ Do not be afraid, George Bush will save you”. 6. Volunteer for the smallpox and anthrax vaccines. 7. Do not have sex before marriage. 8. Be on the look out for suspicious and un-American activity. Turn in your neighbors, coworkers, family members and friends at the slightest indication of dissent. 9. Don’t think too much, too much thinking makes the country more susceptible to attack. 10. Send your medical information, credit history, and all other personal information to John Poindexter for safekeeping. 11. Write your members of Congress and ask for more tax cuts for the rich. 12. Go drinking at a bar even closer to the Capitol (Courtesy of Greenpeace) 13. Remember: for a nuclear attack- "duck and cover", for a chemical attack- "duct and cover". 14. add your own here The Headlines Terrorists Claim Responsibility for Snow Storm Shutting Down the East Coast Suspicious White Power Falls from Sky Orange Alert Goes to White Alert: Tom Ridge Says Buy Snow Shovels
