For those who haven't yet grasped the socio-cultural/economic implications of the Y2K bug: >Memo from a Blonde Y2K Programmer: > >I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions, because to be honest, >none of the panic surrounding this "Y" to "K" date problem makes any sense >to me. My assignment has been completed on time, and way under budget. > >At any rate, I have finished converting the source code in all the >company's programs so that they are ready for year 2000 and the following >new months: > > Januark > Februark > Mak > Julk > > and days: > > Mondak > Tuesdak > Wednesdak > Thursdak > Fridak > Saturdak > Sundak > >Years were a breeze, since they are only spelled out in the Legal >department's applications, and won't be effected until two thousand and >twentk anyway. > >************* regards, Tom Walker