You Got That Backwards, Pal!
Three guys are out fishing, and when they get back to their truck, they see
it's surrounded by three bears:
OK guys, I figure the only way to get to the truck is to get these bears
really angry. Then they'll leave and we can go home. So, Ed, you take the
one on
CHRISTMAS AT ROCK-AWAY REST
Twas the night before Christmas at Rock-Away Rest,
and all of us seniors were looking our best.
Our glasses, how sparkly, our wrinkles, how merry;
Our punchbowl held prune juice plus three drops of sherry.
A bedsock was taped to each walker, in hope
That Santa
