Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $99. Patient: $99 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. ~~~~~~~~~ A new client meets a famous lawyer. Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge? Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions! Client: Well that's a bit steep, isn't it? Lawyer: Yes it is, and what's your third question? ~~~~~~~~~ The Difference Between Dogs and Cats A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me ... They must be gods! A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me ... I must be a god!
