Hallo Liste,
die Verhältnisse werden immer schlimmer:
A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our
Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No
questions asked, said Principal Clyde Thurlow. We're not quite sure what
PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer
drug like GHB. Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in
their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. We heard
that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a
PHP web ring operating on school grounds, said irate parent Carol Blessing.
School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about
dangerous drugs like PHP. In response to parental demands the school has
reconfigured its internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet
sites mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students
from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker
searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs. Interviews with students
suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly
concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When contacted by BBspot.com,
Brett Tyson said, I don't know what the hell is going on dude, but this
suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee haw! PHP is a hypertext
preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users
started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more
information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit
http://www.php.net.;
Wenn öffentliche Leistungen privat finanziert werden gerade die Anbieter
natürlich sehr unter Druck. Wir hatten ja hier mal eine kleine Debatte mit
dem Ergebnis daß sich Jemand deshalb von der Liste abgemeldet hatte.
Schade: hier könnte er sehen daß private Iniative sehr private Ergebnisse
haben kann ...
Gruß,
Michael Bischof
PUG - Penguin User Group Wiesbaden - http://www.pug.org
