Because we'll come back at you like a dog and an unsuspecting leg? :D
________________________________ From: Onj <o...@andrelouis.com> To: talk2 <talk2@AndreLouis.COM> Sent: Friday, February 8, 2013 9:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List The Italian Funeral Dog OH well then. If this list is going to make a comeback, that is good. Will have to locate some rude and insensitive goodness to pass along. Why the hell not? PS.. I won't tolerate off-topic postings, oh wait... From: "Nick Giannak" <n...@hkcradio.com> To: "talk2" <talk2@AndreLouis.COM> Sent: Friday, February 08, 2013 12:52 PM Subject: The Talk2 List The Italian Funeral Dog >I just got this from my Uncle John. > An Italian man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when > he > noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby > cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 > Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary > Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, > were about 200 men walking single file. > > The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the > Italian man walking the dog and said: > > "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, > but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" > > "My wife's." > > ''What happened to her?" > "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her." > > He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" > > The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my > wife when the dog turned on her." > > A very poignant and touching moment of Italian brotherhood and silence > passed between the two men. > > "Can I borrow the dog?" > > The man replied, "Get in line." > > > Did you miss a message? Well, don't. > http://onj.me/talk2 > has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. > Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://onj.me/talk2 has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
