Re: [ Ubuntu-BD ] Windows screwup forces Ubuntu shift

2007-01-08 Thread Mahbub Alamgir
Great ! Great !

I think the day is no so far  when Microsoft will
understand there own problem.
They will invent that $$Microsoft$$ turned into
ProblemSoft ExpireSoft...DeadSoft
It's really paifull that A person unable to
guide/modify or makeup a OS.

A Person should Always follow the ProblemSoft's
problematic instructions.


Thank You
Mir Mahbub Alamgir

--- Russell John [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Windows screwup forces Ubuntu shift
 
 By: Charlie Demerjian
 
 You never quite wrap your head around how
 anti-consumer Microsoft's
 policies are until they bite you in the bum. Add in
 the customer
 antagonistic policies of its patsies, HP in this
 case, and vendors
 like Promise, and you have quite a recipe for pain.
 Guess what I did
 today?
 
 It started out quite simply, a client needed to set
 up a small branch
 office, something I do almost every week. Four
 workstation and a
 repository for files, occasional backups, and a
 shared printer is all
 they would need, nothing special. Five HP 5100s, a
 printer, a Promise
 TX2300 with mirrored drives and a DVD-R was all I
 needed. That was the
 easy part.
 
 Out came the anaemic 40GB drive from one HP, and in
 when the Promise
 controller and two WD 200GB SATA drives. The TX2300
 was a snap to set
 up, the hardest part was rebooting 10 times until I
 caught that CTRL-F
 is the key to get into the card BIOS. A minute
 later, the RAID was
 built and it was time to restore the OS from the
 CDs. Two thumbs up to
 Promise here, it really could not be easier.
 
 This is where the pain began. Microsoft has a policy
 where the vendors
 can't ship you a Windows CD so instead they have to
 send you a series
 of restore CDs. These option-free exercises in
 rookie programming
 mistakes are a shining example of what is wrong with
 the industry. HP,
 like the weak willed jellyfishes that they are, went
 along with this
 plan rather than stand up for the people paying
 them.
 
 The problem? The #*($ers at HP made it so the brain
 dead restore
 scripts would not see any hardware other than the
 parts they shipped,
 and it would not recognise the Promise controller.
 Fair enough, it
 isn't HP's duty to recognise everything, that would
 be well beyond
 anything I expected. You just press F6 and install
 the drivers
 manually, it gives you the standard Windows prompt
 there.
 
 Looking past the problem of the machine not having a
 floppy, you can
 easily add one for the initial install, things got
 ugly quick. The
 problem? Those weasels at Captain Junior Spy Central
 disabled the F6
 driver install on their restore CD! There is no
 Windows CD so you can
 do it manually, you either use theirs or have your
 own copy.
 
 If you have a copy of XP to use, guess what? The key
 that comes with
 the HP box is restricted to the version of Windows
 on the restore CD.
 Vanilla XP will not work, nor will any of the copies
 I have lying
 around. Your choice, use only HP hardware or buy a
 copy of XP. A big
 FU to MS and HP for this little ray of sunshine.
 
 Money grubbing and brain dead tactics aside, I
 figured I could boot
 from the Promise CD and possibly manually format the
 drives and dump
 the install CDs to the HD. That trick will often
 work to get you by
 initial unrecognised drives. That is when I learned
 half of the
 problems with Promise, the CD it provides is not
 bootable and contains
 nothing resembling a tool. Sparse would be a step up
 from what it
 offers.
 
 Biting back my fervent desire to throw this mess out
 of a window, get
 a gun, and go to Redmond, I put in the original HD
 and booted into it
 to see if there were any interesting tools to help
 my plight. I tried
 to install the drivers and noticed the second
 problem, the #($#65533;ing
 Promise CD doesn't have drivers on it! No, I am not
 kidding, they ship
 the card with a CD, but that CD has no drivers on
 it! Honestly.
 
 If you click the install drivers option, it prompts
 you to put a disk
 in the (nonexistent) A: drive to make a driver disk.
 There is no
 option to unpack, no option to put it in any other
 location, you are
 just screwed. Manually browsing the CD comes up with
 the same programs
 the moronic installer offers you. A: drive or the
 highway. In this day
 and age, there is no excuse for not shipping a
 driver with hardware,
 Promise really screwed this up.
 
 So, unable to transfer the install easily, unable to
 legally use a
 different CD of Windows with my legally purchased
 key, and unable to
 install the drivers with the one I had, I was left
 with only one
 option. The machine was put in place Saturday
 running Ubuntu. The
 owner of the chain was informed of it, why it was
 done, and what the
 ramifications, mainly stability and security, were.
 
 Luckily, he is a smart man, and from this point on,
 Linux will be the
 OS of choice on all his servers, it is cheaper to
 buy, cheaper to
 install, and much more secure. Desktops are under
 evaluation, but
 Microsoft lost this chain for sure 

Re: [ Ubuntu-BD ] Windows screwup forces Ubuntu shift

2007-01-08 Thread Md. Sadat Hussein Sayem
Ha! Ha! Damn Microsoft.

On 1/8/07, DarkLord (:= [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Fun: Microsofts Genuine Advantage Support
 http://linux.wordpress.com/2006/09/28/fun-microsofts-commercial-support/


 A lot of managers are afraid to use Open Source Software, because it
 doesn't come with any support. Of course that isn't true. It is a
 classical piece of FUD. And then again, how much is support worth?

 #1

 MS: Microsoft Support. Good morning, sir. Can I help you.

 IC: I have a problem. My computer has halted with a message.

 MS: What's the message, sir.

 IC: ReadStringFromInf: UpdSpGetLineText failed: 0xe102;
 Microsoft Windows is Not Present

 MS: May I have your product key, sir.

 IC: [gives completely valid product key]

 MS: I'm sorry, sir. That is not a valid product key.

 IC: But I bought it at Amazon! And it was shipped with Federal Express.

 MS: I'm sorry, sir. It is a counterfeit copy.

 IC: I don't understand..

 MS: I'm sorry, sir.

 IC: Is there anything you can do for me?

 MS: You could contact Amazon, sir. Or..

 IC: Or what?

 MS: You could send us the CD's, sir. We will verify authenticity for
 you.

 IC: That would be great! When will I have them back?

 MS: We just verify authenticity, sir. We won't return them.

 IC: Even if it is a genuine copy?

 MS: Even if it a genuine copy, sir.

 IC: Oh..

 MS: I'm sorry, sir. Have a nice day.

 --

 MS: Microsoft Support. Good morning, sir. Can I help you.

 IC: Windows displays some strange message on my screen.

 MS: What's the message, sir.

 IC: ReadStringFromInf: UpdSpGetLineText failed: 0xe102;
 Microsoft Windows is Not Present

 MS: May I have your product key, sir.

 IC: [gives completely valid product key]

 MS: Ok, sir. Can you please reboot your PC?

 IC: Will that solve the problem?

 MS: Please reboot your PC, sir.

 IC: Ok, ok, wait a minute.

 MS: Please call us again if you eXPerience any more problems. Have a
 nice day, sir.

 --

 MS: Microsoft Support. Good morning, sir. Can I help you.

 IC: Hi, it's me again. I still got the same error.

 MS: What's the error, sir.

 IC: ReadStringFromInf: UpdSpGetLineText failed: 0xe102;
 Microsoft Windows is Not Present

 MS: May I have your product key, sir.

 IC: [gives completely valid product key]

 MS: I'm afraid you'll have to reinstall Windows, sir.

 IC: Really? That takes forever. Is there any other way?

 MS: No, sir. I'm afraid not. Have a nice day.

 --

 MS: Microsoft Support. Good morning, sir. Can I help you.

 IC: I reinstalled Windows and I still got the same message box!!

 MS: What does the box say, sir.

 IC: ReadStringFromInf: UpdSpGetLineText failed: 0xe102;
 Microsoft Windows is Not Present

 MS: May I have your product key, sir.

 IC: [gives completely valid product key]

 MS: That will be fixed in the next release, sir.

 IC: The next release? When will that be?

 MS: Vista will be released January 2007, sir.

 IC: Can I get an update?

 MS: No sir, not for a OEM version.

 IC: And how much will it cost me to get this new release?

 MS: $199 for Windows Vista Home Basic, sir. Do you want to pay with
 Visa, Mastercard, Diners, etc.

 IC: I can order right now?

 MS: No sir, we have to charge you $350 for this call.

 IC: I don't get any free support?

 MS: No sir, not after sixty days and only if it concerns a bug in
 our software.

 IC: This isn't a bug?

 MS: No sir, it's a critical security update issue.

 IC: [murmurs a credit card number]

 MS: Thank you sir, for calling Microsoft support. Have a nice day!






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[ Ubuntu-BD ] Windows screwup forces Ubuntu shift

2007-01-07 Thread Russell John
Windows screwup forces Ubuntu shift

By: Charlie Demerjian

You never quite wrap your head around how anti-consumer Microsoft's
policies are until they bite you in the bum. Add in the customer
antagonistic policies of its patsies, HP in this case, and vendors
like Promise, and you have quite a recipe for pain. Guess what I did
today?

It started out quite simply, a client needed to set up a small branch
office, something I do almost every week. Four workstation and a
repository for files, occasional backups, and a shared printer is all
they would need, nothing special. Five HP 5100s, a printer, a Promise
TX2300 with mirrored drives and a DVD-R was all I needed. That was the
easy part.

Out came the anaemic 40GB drive from one HP, and in when the Promise
controller and two WD 200GB SATA drives. The TX2300 was a snap to set
up, the hardest part was rebooting 10 times until I caught that CTRL-F
is the key to get into the card BIOS. A minute later, the RAID was
built and it was time to restore the OS from the CDs. Two thumbs up to
Promise here, it really could not be easier.

This is where the pain began. Microsoft has a policy where the vendors
can't ship you a Windows CD so instead they have to send you a series
of restore CDs. These option-free exercises in rookie programming
mistakes are a shining example of what is wrong with the industry. HP,
like the weak willed jellyfishes that they are, went along with this
plan rather than stand up for the people paying them.

The problem? The #*($ers at HP made it so the brain dead restore
scripts would not see any hardware other than the parts they shipped,
and it would not recognise the Promise controller. Fair enough, it
isn't HP's duty to recognise everything, that would be well beyond
anything I expected. You just press F6 and install the drivers
manually, it gives you the standard Windows prompt there.

Looking past the problem of the machine not having a floppy, you can
easily add one for the initial install, things got ugly quick. The
problem? Those weasels at Captain Junior Spy Central disabled the F6
driver install on their restore CD! There is no Windows CD so you can
do it manually, you either use theirs or have your own copy.

If you have a copy of XP to use, guess what? The key that comes with
the HP box is restricted to the version of Windows on the restore CD.
Vanilla XP will not work, nor will any of the copies I have lying
around. Your choice, use only HP hardware or buy a copy of XP. A big
FU to MS and HP for this little ray of sunshine.

Money grubbing and brain dead tactics aside, I figured I could boot
from the Promise CD and possibly manually format the drives and dump
the install CDs to the HD. That trick will often work to get you by
initial unrecognised drives. That is when I learned half of the
problems with Promise, the CD it provides is not bootable and contains
nothing resembling a tool. Sparse would be a step up from what it
offers.

Biting back my fervent desire to throw this mess out of a window, get
a gun, and go to Redmond, I put in the original HD and booted into it
to see if there were any interesting tools to help my plight. I tried
to install the drivers and noticed the second problem, the #($#ing
Promise CD doesn't have drivers on it! No, I am not kidding, they ship
the card with a CD, but that CD has no drivers on it! Honestly.

If you click the install drivers option, it prompts you to put a disk
in the (nonexistent) A: drive to make a driver disk. There is no
option to unpack, no option to put it in any other location, you are
just screwed. Manually browsing the CD comes up with the same programs
the moronic installer offers you. A: drive or the highway. In this day
and age, there is no excuse for not shipping a driver with hardware,
Promise really screwed this up.

So, unable to transfer the install easily, unable to legally use a
different CD of Windows with my legally purchased key, and unable to
install the drivers with the one I had, I was left with only one
option. The machine was put in place Saturday running Ubuntu. The
owner of the chain was informed of it, why it was done, and what the
ramifications, mainly stability and security, were.

Luckily, he is a smart man, and from this point on, Linux will be the
OS of choice on all his servers, it is cheaper to buy, cheaper to
install, and much more secure. Desktops are under evaluation, but
Microsoft lost this chain for sure on the server side. If it doesn't
think their brain dead policies are costing them money, I am proof
positive that they are, and I am willing to bet I am far from alone.

Source: http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=36635

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