13657, My silly & serious comments on Kibaki's cabinet Posted by Karis on Wed Dec-31-69 06:00 PM
President Kibaki's Cabinet ------------------------------ 1 Offcie of the President - Provincial Administration Chris Murangura (Homeboy next door. Not bad!) / Stephen Tarus 2 Office of the President - Public Service Geoffrey Parpai (He's been jobless for quite a while. Maybe he'll have a heart on the retrenchment issue) / Maurice Sol 3 Vice President Wamalwa Kijana (Sure deal) 4 Minister of State in VP's Office Chebii Kilimu (Who is he?) 5 Minister for Finance David Mwiraria (Time to play with real money) / Mutua Katuku 6 Foregn Affairs Kalonzo Musyoka (Back home) / Ali Shirao Mukwere 7 Roads and Public Works Eng. Raila Odinga (From now on, our roads will be paved with rainbow) / Joshua Toro 8 Education George Saitoti (Hopefully goldenberg won't be part of our kids curriculum) / Kilemi Mireria, Fred Gumo (pls no jeshi la mzee on striking kids) 9 Home Affairs Moody Awori (Ingo Affairs, ha?) / Wilfred Machage 10 Planning and National Development Anyang' Nyong'o (Finally a chance to put his many theories into practice) / Musikari Kombo 11 Agriculture Kipruto arap Kirwa (His pet topic. Walk your talk bana) Joseph Munyao, Wycliffe Osundwa 12 Health Charity Ngilu (How appropriate, only mama can stock the drug cabinet) / Gideon Konchella 13 Justice and Constitutional Affairs Kiraitu Murungi (Finally the shadow has been lifted) / Njeru 14 Transport and Communications John Njoroge Michuki (All roads lead to Windsor) 15 Local Government Karisa Maitha (Time to rebuild Likoni) / Betty Tett 16 Water Martha Karua (I hope Kibaki doesn't expect her to be fetching from nairobi river with a jerrycan and strapping on her back!) / John Munyes 17 Energy Ochillo Ayacko / Mwangi Kiunjuri 18 Trade and Industry Mukhisa Kituyi (Total man for a total man) P.S. Miriti 19 Land and Settlement Amos Kimunya (Second name in kyuk means uprooter. Can he do that those grabbers) / Orwa Ojode 20 Environment, Natural Resources and Wildlife Newton Kulundu / Wangari Maathai (Short changed) 21 Labour and Manpower Ahmed Khalif / Peter Odoyo 22 Cooperative Development Peter Njeru (Second name mean new. Is it new beginning for this vital sector?) / Peter Kenneth 23 Gender, Sports and Culture Najib Balala (He's modern, suave & more importantly a performer, our sportsmen & women should be smiling again soon) / S. Bomet 24 Tourism and Information Raphael Tuju (Who?) / Beth Mugo 25 Attorney General Amos Wako (Why??? A chance to redeem himself?) 26 Secretary to Cabinet, Head of Civil Service Dr Sally Kosgey (Brilliant lady) Granted, this is the highest number of women ever in our cabinet, but it's way, way, way, short of the true value of our fine ladies. Kenyan women are brilliant, hard working, go getters and articulate. Why we keep sidelining them for some tried and failed men, I don't understand!!! Dr. Maria Nzomo can probably do a better job as A.G than that weak ass Wako. Anywayz.............
