The only comment I will make on this tripe is how does the likes of
otherwise intelligent people like Bernard Levin get themselves involved in
bullshit like this??
Regards,
Steve
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One of the latest articles in BWMA's Yardstick.
Especially the bit about 'a perfect cup of coffee' is a real joke.
METRICATION MADNESS
(Yardstick Aug 2001)
This was the title of a feature article by Bernard Levin in The Times on 15
August 1995 - yes, six years ago!
For he was one of only two leading journalists who were alive to the evils
of
the metric regulations before they came into effect. The other, of course,
was
Christopher Booker, who was the first to investigate and expose the Euro-
Whitehall conspiracy that plotted and enforced compulsory metrication,
whereas
Bernard Levin was inspired simply by sheer outrage at its tyranny and
cultural
vandalism.
That prophetic article had passed us by, because BWMA's campaign got under
way
a month later, in September 1995. But every word of it is as true today as
it
was then. Not only that, but it reminds us that the lies characterizing the
process of implementation throughout the intervening six years of our
campaign
were merely a continuation of the several earlier years of lies that had
characterized the inception and enactment of these regulations. After two
general elections, this reminder is timely. We therefore reproduce these
excerpts now.
"We all knew that this government lies to us, that it has always lied to us
and
that it will continue to lie to us.We also knew that this government ignores
our wishes, has always ignored our wishes and will continue to ignore our
wishes. Nor is that all.For we all knew that this government has cheated us
out
of our heritage, has always cheated us out of our heritage and will continue
to
cheat us out of our heritage. In short, this government is based on nothing
but
mendacity, cowardice, arrogance, bluster and desperation. But the worst is
yet
to come. And it comes in the form of metrication.
When did the British people give permission to change - and overnight - from
their ageold imperial measures to the metric ones? When did the British
people
accept the criminalisation of half a pound of cheese? When did the British
people allow themselves, by the total loss of any kind of guard, to be
entirely
open to crooks and scoundrels? When did the British people deny their
Britishness?
Do you seriously believe that if this government had come out and told the
truth about what was imminent we would have allowed it to happen? But the
deeply rooted culture of lying by which this government lives has so
sprouted
that it towers over everything. If you think I am making it up, let me tell
you
that when the secret, the hidden agenda upon which the British people are
now
impaled, was revealed and our rulers were asked why they had not come out
with
the truth at once, they said it was not necessary be-cause the British
people
had already agreed - in 1965.
Please understand that I am not trying to call down lightning upon the heads
of
the European Union. But what would anyone deduce from the lying and cheating
and hiding that the British government is so prone to? There could only be
one
answer: that the British government is doing something dirty, and the dirt
is
inevitably going to be found on the British people. For otherwise why would
there be any need for secrecy? Only, of course, because if there were no
secrecy the truth would be bared."
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose!
Steve Tamblin from Wellingborough sent a copy press release from Railtrack,
dated 9 March, which seems to reflect the muddled state of that company. It
concerned a contract between Virgin Trains and Railtrack for the upgrading
of
parts of the Cross Country network. It states that "The Cross Country routes
cover some 5,300 track miles" but that "The project will see the replacement
of
over 3,400 metres of track, 24,400 metres of ballast and 7,300 sleepers."
Quite
apart from the conflicting use of imperial and metric units, ballast is a
measure of weight or volume - not of length - and why boast about "over
3,400
metres of track" which is only a little more than 2 miles?
James Bye was amused when, watching 'Trading Up' - one of those ubiquitous
house 'make-over' style TV programmes - he saw the normally very politically
correct presenter proudly displaying some amazingly inexpensive material she
was about to use, declaring that at a cost of only so much per square metre,
she could afford to use "yards and yards" of it.
And Christopher Pierpoint was amused, during the intensely exciting final
drama
of the US presidential election, to see the ghastly weather forecasters on
British TV, predicting temperatures in miserable Celsius numbers, followed
directly by the latest news from sunny Florida, with reporters announcing
that "it has been another glorious day here - not too hot - in the mid70's
all
day." If our weather forecasters were still watching, it must have made them
sick with envy! Of course, references to the weather during golf
commentaries
from the USA are equally refreshing.
Christopher Pierpoint also sent an article from The Daily Telegraph on 14
April, entitled "The perfect cup of coffee", containing this incredible
paragraph: "Your cup should contain between 1.0 and 1.2 fluid ounces of
coffee,
which should have been delivered at a water pressure of "9 Bar" and a
temperature of 90 degrees celsius. Any milk added to the drink should be
warmed
to a temperature of between 155 and 160 degrees fahrenheit."
Mr G F Goodwin, a Member from Brighton, received an unusual response to his
complaint about metricated BBC weather forecasts, in the form of a telephone
call directly from a young man in the Met Office at Bracknell, who accused
him
of being a 'Little Englander', insisting that they must deal in
international
units because this is an international business. "But", pointed out Mr
Goodwin, "you don't deal in international units. You have recently changed
from
an international measure - knots for wind-speed - to a British customary
measure - miles per hour." Spluttering at the other end!
'Private Eye' (1 June) highlighted the madness of metric pricing by
reproducing
a supermarket advertisement which read: "aubergines [but spelt
'aubergenes' -
some superior variety of genes?] 0.395kg @ £2.31kg". How many shoppers could
work out in their heads that this represents 91.245p? What would the
customer
actually be charged - 91.00 or 92.00p? What is the point of measuring the
weight of fruit or vegetable to the thousandth of 1kg when the price has to
be
rounded up or down to the near-est penny? Indeed, how many shoppers would
even
realize that 0.395kg equals 395g? Is not this mystification calculated to
harm
consumers' interests? When BWMA Members notice this type of price ticket,
will
they please bombard their local Trading Standards Officers with these
questions
and let us see their replies!
A glossy brochure published by the Overseas Placing Unit (Employment
Service),
as a guide to European citizens working in the UK, includes an
imperial/metric
conversion table, the top line of which reads: '1 inch = 2.45cm'. Clearly,
this
should have read '2.54cm'. It was especially stupid, because the next line
correctly stated "1 foot = 30.48cm" and obviously 2.45 x 12 = 29.40 which is
far short of 30.48! As Vivian Linacre pointed out in a letter dated 31
May: "This cannot be dismissed as a simple typographical error, for the text
must have been vetted and approved by several sets of eyes through the many
stages of production. It shows yet again that even those in authority are
unfamiliar with the most basic conversion factors." Needless to add, no
reply
has been received.
