FYI, just saw this in the Daily Telegraph today. <sigh> Ezra
Poll candidate took 50 metric road signs By David Sapsted (Filed: 05/04/2002) A UK Independence Party candidate at the last general election stole dozens of road works signs because they were "illegally" showing distances in metres and not yards, a court heard yesterday. Tony Bennett, 54, a campaigner for the retention of imperial measurements, took the signs from a pipe-laying site in Hadlow, Kent, last July. Maidstone magistrates heard that the following day he had sent a letter to McAlpine, the contractors, admitting he had taken the signs, worth £40 each, and saying he would return them only if they were changed to yards. The court was told that 50 signs went missing in a fortnight. Bennett, from Harlow, Essex, does not deny taking the signs but pleaded not guilty yesterday to theft and criminal damage because it was his "civic duty" to remove the illegal notices. Michael Shrimpton, defending, told magistrates that it was still mandatory in the UK to use imperial measures on road signs but, because the law was not enforceable under criminal law, offending companies could not be prosecuted. Alistair Paterson agricultural liaison officer for McAlpine, said that the signs were replaced with imperial ones within 48 hours of the theft. He accepted that McAlpine should not have been using metric signs in the first place. Bennett, a trained solicitor, has yet to give evidence. He said outside the court: "We want to keep Britain British. We do not want to see the British way of life changed. I will protest this case for as long as it takes." The trial was adjourned until May 1.