Acquired Paint Shop Pro Syndrome
The Centre for Disease Control in Atlanta today announced
the identification of a new disease.
Tentatively named Acquired Paint
Shop Pro Syndrome, the disease is highly infectious. Scientists at CDC say
the disease is caused by a bacillus called staphlo airbrush because of its brush
like shape. Under the microscopethe bacillus is long and slender with
a bristle like appendage at one end.
Symptoms of the disease include
feverish babbling of words, such as font, blade, image, fill, and talking about
invisible friends such as Kitty poo, Luv2paint, and Queen font etc.
Additionally, symptoms include feverish trading and storing of filters, masks
and plug-ins, and a "groaning Graphics folder".
The disease is especially
dangerous because it cannot only be passed along directly from one infected
individual to another, but documented cases have been found where the sufferer
caught the disease from reading a tutorial or joining a graphics exchange
group.
Family members should be aware that while the disease may
occasionally enter remission, it is at present incurable.
The patient
should be given a quiet corner with a comfortable chair, ample supply of snack
type treats, and good lighting. Interruptions should be
minimized.
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