Looks like the air will be so sweet during the MidSouth that in order to
cull the luckies from the talented, task times are likely to be in the 30 to
40min ranges and landing points will be measured with a micrometer, 1 point
per 1/100 of an inch...no worries though because we have lazer measuring
devices like in tennis matches, so landings points will be reported
automatically.
Also special devices will be taped to each plane that senses when the tow
hook is detached, telemetry will start special hand held countdown timers
supplied to each contestant.
(timers will also be supplied lawn chairs and cool drinks).
Pilots will have Hooters girls with big clear fans keeping them cool
while flying, sorry guys only two per pilot. We tried to get 'mist
machines' to cool the entire field, but it caused the grass to grow so fast,
we'd have to cut it mid day...so that was out.
The banquet will be to die for! Fried Green Tomatoes, Frickled
Pickles, Ribs and Cat fish fingers.
There is a wayyy outside chance that the banquet will be held on a Paddle
Wheel River Boat that would pick us all up right next to the field....but
don't hold your breath on that one. :-)
For SURE, there will be a huge supply of old friends to fly with from all
over the country...that alone will be enough to make it the second most fun
contest this side of Visalia :-)
So what are you bringing to fly?
Supra? Giant? Perfect? Sharon? Insanity? Superior?
Gordy
