Hahaha haa, dobraaaa! Svaka cast. Ako me pamcenje dobro sluzi ovo je vec drugi put, Dojcine, da saljete nesto i po mom ukusu. :))))
Svakog dana, u svakom pogledu... :) Pozdrav! P.K. On Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 2:36 PM, boba dojcin <dojcin2...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > SOCIALISM > You have 2 cows. > You give one to your neighbour. > > COMMUNISM > You have 2 cows. > The State takes both and gives you some milk. > > FASCISM > You have 2 cows. > The State takes both and sells you some milk. > > NAZISM > You have 2 cows. > The State takes both and shoots you. > > BUREAUCRATISM > You have 2 cows. > The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk > > away... > > TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM > You have two cows. > You sell one and buy a bull. > Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. > You sell them and retire on the income. > > SURREALISM > You have two giraffes. > The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. > > AN AMERICAN CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. > Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. > > WALL ST VENTURE CAPITALISM > You have two cows. > You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of > credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a > debt/equity > swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, > with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are > transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned > by > the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to > your > listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an > > option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United > States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the > release. The public then buys your bull. > > A FRENCH CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want > three cows. > C'est la Vie > > A JAPANESE CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and > produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image > called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide. > > A GERMAN CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk > > themselves. > > AN ITALIAN CORPORATION > You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. > You decide to have lunch. > > A RUSSIAN CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You count them and learn you have five cows. > You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. > You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. > You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. > > A SWISS CORPORATION > You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. > You charge the owners for storing them. > > A CHINESE CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You have 300 people milking them. > You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. > You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. > > AN INDIAN CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You worship them to extreme . > > A BRITISH CORPORATION > You have two cows. > Both are mad. > > AN IRAQI CORPORATION > Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. > You tell them that you have none. > No-one believes you, so the yanks bomb the sh#t out of you and invade your > country. > You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy... > > AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION > You have two cows. > Business seems pretty good. > You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. > > A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION > You have two cows. > The one on the left looks very attractive.......... > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
