That's all ok with me but what about "As it Happens"? Will it replace Fox news?
Joe Street wrote: > Well as everybody knows the government of Canada is actively > supporting biological and genetics research. Apparently they want > Canada to be a world leader in biotech but this is really just a front > for a covert military program called operation Beaver Fever. Canada's > seemingly blithe willingness to forgo nukes was really a strategic > move to gain trust and avoid scrutiny while behind the scenes progress > on the new weapon of massive destruction accelerated. The lack of > military spending was part of the smoke screen and makes perfect sense > when it is realized that it is completely unnecessary to have > conventional forces when such a terrible and loathesome weapon is at > your disposal. This plan dovetailed with the parallel research track > in cloning and transgenics to mass produce a weapon so terrible that > even it's proponents quake in fear when considering the possibility > that the weapon could one day fall into the wrong hands. > Taking a hint from local farmers who are able to grow turkeys to > massive proportions by a combination of drugs and ground up cows, > scientists set to work on genetically engineering a variant of the > nefarious rodent already renown for it's great capacity for > destruction in the forests of the Great White North. The result is > said to be more viscious than the creature depicted in the Monty > Python's The Holy Grail and it is whispered that it is refered to by > operatives as "The Bushwhacker" but it's official name is the > DeHaviland Turbobeaver. By transplanting the magnetic compass gene > from the Canada Goose into the rodent brain and programming it to > migrate south losses due to gnawing 'friendlies' is expected to be > virtually nonexistent. Research into spontaneous human combustion has > also enabled the scientists to install a latent capability into the > animals to act as incindiary devices when they get close to washington > so that the hugely successful tactic of burning the Whitehouse which > was used to such great effect when Canadian troops defeated America in > 1812 (or was it? -well one of the many times we defeated them > anyways) can be used once again by remote control while the 'troops' > prepare for vacation and celebration in Cuba on all the money saved by > not buying US made military hardware. > > I understand that plans are already afoot so that once Canada takes > over in it's new role as world superpower/police international law > will quickly be updated to ensure that all products being sold or > traded will have to be made from softwood and it will be illegal for > Texas to fly the lone star. French and english will become THE > official language, Michael Jackson will be incarcerated and Michael > Moore will be knighted. Noam Chomsky will recieve the Nobel Prize and > Hockey Night in Canada (with only the original six) will play 24/7 on > every TV channel on the federal networks with reruns of the > Canada-Russia series evey weekend. > Tom Cruise will not be able to save the day at the eleventh hour but > may be allowed to wear platform shoes if he is on his best behaviour > and stops spouting off about scientology. > > So be forewarned neighbor you have but one chance to move north and > join us before the first wave is released and it is too late! I am > letting you know because you seem to be a good bunch of people on this > list. Save yourselves from a horrible fate. > > Joe > > John I wrote: > >>>In all seriousness, can you really imagine US citizens taking up arms >>>against Canada? No one I know would. I would go to jail first. >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >>I have identified a few waves in the nefarious Canadian assault on the >>US: Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, Barenaked Ladies, Avril Lavine, Shania >>Twain and the like. 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