Amazing Keith, that you put any time in stupid articles like this man wrote. How can you keep your patients ?
Greetings, Pieter. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Keith Addison" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <Biofuel@sustainablelists.org> Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 8:13 PM Subject: Re: [Biofuel] Methanol Recovery? > >HI MY NAME IS MIKE AND I HAVE A METHANOL PROBLEM. > > > >HI MIKE! > > > >I first began using methanol just on the weekends. A few bottles of dry > >gas here and there, just enought to make myself feel better about my > >fuel usage. Then it got to be too expensive to buy methanol in little > >bottles and I began to buy boxes of HEET. I drove all over town just to > >save a few cents on > >a case. Soon, as I began to feel better and better, and my VW ran > >better and better. I am ashamed to say I even got my friends involved. > >We snuck around behind seamy restaurants, liberating oil. We pretended > >to have drain problems so we could buy lye. We began to just want to be > >by ourselves, cooking our little batches. We egged each other on. Soon > >we had quite a litle crowd. Little bottles didn't cut it anymore. One > >of my buddies "knew a guy" who could get 5 gallon jugs. Suddenly life > >was good again. We built bigger and better "works." We got brazen. We > >drove around stinking of oil - Thai food, French Fries and peanut oil. > >We started to meet the higher ups in the methanol trade. We did a deal > >and scored 55 gallons. We had quite a racket going. We though we were > >untouchable. > > > >Then it all came crashing down. There was an intervention. Nice white > >men is suits explained over and over how methanol leads to the > >destruction of the US economy. Good people at ExxonMobil, Shell and > >Sunoco would be out of work. They explained how we were a major factor > >in the collapse of the SUV industry, and the dire condition of GM and > >Ford. We felt bad. > > > >Today I am a happy member of society. I have an SUV and heat my house > >with petroleum. I drive work from the suburbs. > > > >Let my story be a warning to you all: One little bottel of methanol can > >lead to not just your downfall, but the wholesale collapse of all we > >hold dear. > >The American way of life is a blessed one. Be strong against the forces > >of darkness that seek to mislead you. Do not follow Keith. He is a > >false prophet. > >He lives on a mountain in Japan, preaching self-sufficiency. Little do > >most people know he is really the head of an evil cartel that has huge > >holdings in methanol, lye and vegetable oil. You have been warned! Oh, > >he has also cornered the market in Phenopthalein. > > It's not a false profit, how can you say such a thing? It's true that > we did try to corner the market in that stuff but it didn't work > because we couldn't spell it right either. > > Please make sure you get your facts straight next time before you > start accusing innocent people of living on mountains and so on. And > I don't preach self-sufficiency, all I said was I vunt to be alone. > But thanks for asking people not to follow me up here at least. > > >Be Strong! > > Hmph. > > Best > > Keith > > > >-Mike > > > _______________________________________________ > Biofuel mailing list > Biofuel@sustainablelists.org > http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org > > Biofuel at Journey to Forever: > http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html > > Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): > http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/ > _______________________________________________ Biofuel mailing list Biofuel@sustainablelists.org http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/
