Boss : Nama saudara siapa ? Pelamar : Prawoto pak ... Boss : Coba ceritakan tentang keluarga saudara !!... Pelamar : Saya 2 bersaudara, adik saya masih kuliah di Jogya..Orang Tua saya tinggal di Surabaya .. Kakek dan nenek dari Bapak tinggal di Solo..Kakek dan nenek dari Ibu tinggal di Semarang ..Paman dan Pakde semua tinggal di Tegal.. Boss : Apakan saudara dapat berbahasa inggris ? Pelamar : Yes .. sir .. Boss : now tell me about your family in English !!... Pelamar : Sorry sir .. i don't have family in English .., they're all living in Indonesia ___________________________________________________________________
Teacher: "Where were u born?" Student: "Singapore, Sir." Teacher: "Which part?" Student: "All of me, Sir." ___________________________________________________________________ A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher. "unlawful" is when u do something the law doesn't allow and "ill- egal" is a sick eagle." __________________________________________________________________ Bad News and very bad ews Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news? Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. _________________________________________________________________ Tooth extraction Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist : $90.00. Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like. _________________________________________________________________ Pemalak Seorang polisi menangkap seorang pemalak yang juga peminum berat. Doi sangat meresahkan masyarakat di sekitarnya. Polisi : "Kenapa kamu malak?" Pemalak : "Terus terang, saya malak supaya dapat uang untuk beli minuman keras." Polisi : "Lalu kenapa kamu minum?" Pemalak : "Supaya dapat keberanian buat malak." _________________________________________________________________ Kisah si Umar Adalah seorang pekerja Syria yang sedang bekerja di lantai 13 sebuah gedung. Tiba-tiba seorang berteriak-teriak, "Umar .. Umar .. anak ! ; perempuanmu Fatimah mati karena kecelakaan ... Umar ...!" Karena panik, orang ini langsung loncat lewat jendela... dari lantai 13. Ketika dia hampir mendekati lantai 9, dia baru ingat bahwa dia tidak punya anak perempuan bernama Fatimah, setelah dia hampir mendekati lantai 5, dia baru sadar bahwa dia belum menikah.. apalagi punya anak. Dan ketika dia hampir menyentuh tanah.. dia baru sadar bahwa namanya bukanlah Umar.. Ressa Yanuardin Widiyatmoko Traffic Management, Marketing and Sales Division PT. Televisi Transformasi Indonesia Jl. Kapt. P. Tendean Kav 12-14A Jakarta 12790 - Indonesia Telp. (021) 79177000 ext. 5145 email : [EMAIL PROTECTED] --------------------------------------------------------------------- Milis Archive: http://archive.undip.ac.id to unsubscribe, mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] - Seq. #326 DIPONEGORO UNIVERSITY MailingList http://www.undip.ac.id
