> "waluya56" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Bener Kang, coba lamun hukum lalu-lintas teh datangna ti "langit", 
> lain meunang akal jelema, meureun moal robah-robah tah tanda 
> verboden di jalan. Meureun kuring moal ditilang pulisi, basa asup 
> ka jalan nu tadina teu verbodden ayeuna jadi verbodden ....

Nambahan yeuh soal hukum/ aturan. Sigana jaga mah, hukum/ aturan teh 
make fatwa ti "langit", saperti fatwa dina tata cara maen bal di 
Arab Saudi (jadi perdebatan tungtungna).

1. Teu meunang maen 11 urang, sabab eta pagawean kafir, kudu 
ditambahan atawa dikurangan

2. Teu meunang make calana pondok jeung T-shirt, sabab eta pakean 
urang kafir. Pake pakean biasa atawa piyama.

Salengkepna dihandap ieu, punten dina basa Inggris:

A fatwa on football
Monday October 31, 2005
The Guardian
http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,1605266,00.html


The legal opinions proclaimed by Islamic scholars, known as fatwas,
have proliferated in the Muslim world since the 1980s. The growth in
fatwas - some of them contradictory - has led to debate over who can
legitimately issue them. As part of a government drive to eliminate
frivolous fatwas, the Saudi newspaper Al Watan recently published
one such edict setting out new rules for football. We publish an
edited translation below.


In the name of God the merciful and benevolent:

1. International terminology that heretics use, such
as "foul," "penalty", "corner," "goal", "out" and others, should be
abandoned and not said. Whoever says them should be punished and
ejected from the game.

2. Do not call "foul" and stop the game if someone falls and sprains
a hand or foot or the ball touches his hand, and do not give a
yellow or red card to whoever was responsible for the injury or
tackle. Instead, it should be adjudicated according to Sharia
rulings concerning broken bones and injuries.

3. Do not follow the heretics, the Jews, the Christians and
especially evil America regarding the number of players. Do not play
with 11 people. Add to this number or decrease it.

4. Play in your regular clothes or your pyjamas or something like
that, but not coloured shorts and numbered T-shirts, because shorts
and T-shirts are not Muslim clothing. Rather, they are heretical and
western clothing, so beware of imitating their fashion.

5. If you have fulfilled these conditions and intend to play soccer,
play to strengthen the body in order better to struggle in the way
of God on high and to prepare the body for when it is called to
jihad. Soccer is not for passing time or the thrill of so-called
victory.

6. Do not play in two halves. Rather, play in one half or three
halves in order to completely differentiate yourselves from the
heretics, the corrupted and the disobedient.

7. If neither of you beats the other, or "wins", as it is called,
and neither puts the leather between the posts, do not add extra
time or penalties. Instead leave the field, because winning with
extra time and penalty kicks is the pinnacle of imitating heretics
and international rules.

8. Young crowds should not gather to watch when you play because if
you are there for the sake of sports and strengthening your bodies
as you claimed, why would people watch you? You should make them
join your physical fitness and jihad preparation, or you should
say: "Go proselytise and seek out morally reprehensible acts in the
markets and the press and leave us to our physical fitness."

9. You should spit in the face of whoever puts the ball between the
posts or uprights and then runs in order to get his friends to
follow him and hug him like players in America or France do, and you
should punish him, for what is the relationship between celebrating,
hugging and kissing and the sports that you are practising?

10. You should use two posts instead of three pieces of wood or
steel that you erect in order to put the ball between them, meaning
that you should remove the crossbar in order not to imitate the
heretics and in order to be entirely distinct from the soccer
system's despotic international rules.

11. Do not do what is called "substitution," that is, taking the
place of someone who has fallen, because this is a practice of the
heretics in America and elsewhere.


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