Kang... punten ... tong aksara gede sadayana.... sareukseuk ningalina... -----Original Message----- From: urangsunda@yahoogroups.com [mailto:urangsu...@yahoogroups.com]on Behalf Of rosidin rosidin Sent: Friday, January 23, 2009 2:43 PM To: urangsunda@yahoogroups.com Subject: RE: [Urang Sunda] Pulisi Buncir
ANU AYA MAH KANG....KAREK EREK TENDER GE GEUS LOBA NU MENTA JAPUK.....DULU SAYA PERNAH GAWE DI SUPPLIER PERTAMINA......WELEH2 LIEUR!!! TENDER GE CAN PUGUH MEUNANG GEUS MENTA ITU LAH MENTA IEU LAH.....SARENG JANJI "TENANG PAK ENGKE UPAMI KENGING TENDER NA KU SAYA NILAI KONTRAK NA DI MARK UP......" --- On Fri, 1/23/09, Yuliadi <yuli...@pttitan.com> wrote: From: Yuliadi <yuli...@pttitan.com> Subject: RE: [Urang Sunda] Pulisi Buncir To: urangsunda@yahoogroups.com Date: Friday, January 23, 2009, 2:35 PM Yeuh ari nu kieu korupsi lain? Tips n trik Punten teu disundakeun, ti tatanggi. Setelah proyek milyaran selesai, seorang direktur departemen kedatangan tamu konsultan merangkap kontraktor. Konsultan: "Pak, ada hadiah dari kami untuk bapak. Saya parkir dibawah Toyota Innova." Direktur : "Anda mau menyuap saya? ini apa-apaan? tender dah kelar kok. jangan gitu ya, bahaya tau haree genee ngasih-ngasih hadiah." Konsultan: "Tolonglah pak diterima. kalau gak, saya dianggap gagal membina relasi oleh komisaris." Direktor: "Ah, jangan gitu dong. saya gak sudi!!" Konsultan (mikir ): "Gini aja, pak. gimana kalau bapak beli saja mobilnya..." Direktur: "Mana saya ada uang beli mobil mahal gitu!!" Konsultan menelpon komisaris.. Konsultan: "Saya ada solusi, Pak. bapak beli mobilnya dg harga rp.10.000,- saja." Direktur: "Bener ya? OK, saya mau. jadi ini bukan suap. pake kwitansi ya.." Konsultan: "Tentu, Pak.." Konsultan menyiapkan dan menyerahkan kwitansi. Direktur membayar dengan uang 50 ribuan. mereka pun bersalaman. Konsultan (sambil membuka dompet ): "Oh, maaf Pak. ini kembaliannya Rp.40.000,-. " Direktur: "Gak usah pakai kembalian segala. tolong kirim 4 mobil lagi kerumah saya ya..." Konsultan : @#$%^&** -----Original Message----- From: Irpan rispandi [mailto: mr.rispandi@ gmail.com <mailto:mr.rispandi%40gmail.com> ] Sent: Friday, January 23, 2009 2:16 PM To: urangsu...@yahoogro ups.com <mailto:urangsunda%40yahoogroups.com> Subject: Re: [Urang Sunda] Pulisi Buncir andai aku ariel piterpen ku bakal ngetren karna gue kereen.... tapi kenyataan aku bukan syapa-syapa. ... This e-mail is confidential and may contain legally privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient, you should not copy, distribute, disclose or use the information it contains. Please e-mail the sender immediately and delete this message from your system. E-mails are susceptible to corruption, interception and unauthorized amendment; we do not accept liability for any such changes, or for their consequences. You should be aware, that PT TITAN Petrokimia Nusantara might monitor your e-mails and their content. IMPORTANT NOTICE: The information in this email (and any attachments) is confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, you must not use or disseminate the information. If you have received this email in error, please immediately notify me by "Reply" command and permanently delete the original and any copies or printouts thereof. Although this email and any attachments are believed to be free of any virus or other defect that might affect any computer system into which it is received and opened, it is the responsibility of the recipient to ensure that it is virus free and no responsibility is accepted by American International Group, Inc. or its subsidiaries or affiliates either jointly or severally, for any loss or damage arising in any way from its use.
