> Dear Diary,
> 
> Once again our family is off to visit the rest of our family up near the
> Southern Arctic Circle that runs thru Indiana and Michigan. This year we
> thought we would make our annual trek just a bit more challenging by flying
> into Detroit which is currently under 35 feet of snow and ice. My son is a
> senior in high school and has applied to the University of Michigan in Ann
> Arbor ­ which is a beautiful campus in June but decidedly less so in December.
> We wanted to make sure that our Florida born and raised son understood what
> winter is like in Michigan, we just haven¹t figured out how to tell him that
> is stays that way until April. We figured we might turn his room into a walk
> in freezer for a couple of months but the commercial models only get down to
> 30 degrees which feels like a heat wave when it is 10 outside. Based on the
> cost of out of state tuition it would probably be a cheap experiment and might
> even raise the value of our house in this down economy. My wife wanted to work
> on our kitchen ­ I figured this was a good compromise.
> 
> When we visit the relatives up north it is always joyful. Usually when we head
> home. We end up spending a great deal of time in the car driving between my
> parents, her parents, my sisters, her sisters and just enjoying the bleak
> frozen countryside. It reminds me of that silly Jingle Bells song - ³Dashing
> thru the snow...² obviously written by a deranged lunatic. I look forward to
> our time traveling to and fro between destinations as important family bonding
> time ­ a chance to catch up with each other after another hectic year. The
> kids have a slightly different opinion however and prefer listening to their
> iPods at maximum volume. My wife enjoys riding in the car with me ­ it gives
> her a chance to relax and take a nap. At least I have the little voices in my
> head to keep me occupied.
> 
> A lot of people in Florida head north this time of year so they can have a
> white Christmas. A lot of people up north head to Florida to get away from
> their white Christmas. We all get to meet in the airports heading our own
> directions. You can tell which ones are the Floridians ­ they have everything
> they own in their suitcases hoping it will be enough to keep them warm and end
> up paying $250 to check their bags because of excess weight. The northerners
> are wearing shorts, flip flops and t-shirts ­ I can never figure out how they
> got to the airport dressed like that in Chicago.
> 
> I hope all of my friends enjoy the time off during the holiday season and
> spend some quality time with their families. Just remember that relatives are
> like dead fish ­ after three days you need to throw them out. Have a happy
> holiday and talk to you next year.
> 
> Dov Rosenberg
> Orlando



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