I work in a factory and often play music at my desk. I've sent people off to "looking for the loose fan belt" on several occasions...
-----Original Message----- From: Hardie, Nick [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, March 24, 2005 5:36 AM To: [email protected] Subject: RE: RE: (313) save me, I think I'm going over to the darkside... My favourite was said in innocence rather than a smart remark. 'are your pipes ok?' -----Original Message----- From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 23 March 2005 16:39 To: Stoddard, Kamal; [email protected] Subject: RE: RE: (313) save me, I think I'm going over to the darkside... Wheny Dad thinks he's being153750L really clever, he also says, 'ooh I know this one. Is it Thud Thud Thud by The Thumps?' -----Original Message----- From: Stoddard, Kamal [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 23 March 2005 16:30 To: Robert Taylor; [email protected] Subject: RE: RE: (313) save me, I think I'm going over to the darkside... Real grandad quotes about techno: Sounds like a bunch of nails getting shaken in a can. Dadgum jackhammer music <unintelligible grumbling trails off> That's the sound of crooked thinkin' right there. Can't nobody think straight with that in their heads. There's my three. Culled from the extensive quote archives of William Stoddard the the third. 1320 memory archive lane, left hemisphere, cortex, language storage unit 06. Kamal K. Stoddard Turner Broadcasting Systems > -----Original Message----- > From: Robert Taylor [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, March 23, 2005 11:21 AM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Dan Bean > Cc: [email protected]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: RE: RE: (313) save me, I think I'm going over to the > darkside... > > Real Dad Quotes: > It sounds like a blindman playing cricket in a lighthouse. > It sounds like C3PO falling down a steel spiral staircase. > It sounds like an epileptic in a sauce-pan lid factory > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: 23 March 2005 16:17 > To: Dan Bean > Cc: [email protected]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Re: RE: (313) save me, I think I'm going over to the > darkside... > > > > > > > Dad? Is that you? > > > > > > "Dan Bean" > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > o.uk> > To > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > 03/23/2005 09:55 > cc > AM [email protected] > > > Subject > Re: RE: (313) save me, > I think I'm > going over to the > darkside... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I just dont get all that weird shizzle they make tho, it > aint music to > me. > > there you go, grandad through and through: "kid's of today, > call that music eh, you want some proper music like lonnie > donegan, now there's something you can swing your pants to, > 'course it was fields round here as far as the eye could see > in them days etc etc...." > > > ############################################################## > ####################### > Note: > > Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do > not necessarily represent those of Channel Four Television > Corporation unless specifically stated. This email and any > files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for > the use of the individual or entity to which they are > addressed. If you have received this email in error, please > notify [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Thank You. > ############################################################## > ####################### > ############################################################################ ######### Note: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless specifically stated. This email and any files transmitted are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to which they are addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank You. ############################################################################ #########
