Nice one No6, you don't post very often but when you do they are pertinent posts and give me a laugh. So just to lighten up a bit, do you remember the Monty Python (Flying Circus), spam sketch on Spam? I don't remember the date but it must have been late 1960's or early 1970's
The Spam Sketch The cast: Man - Eric Idle Wife - Graham Chapman Waitress - Terry Jones (I wonder where John Cleese was? Maybe disguised as spam?) The sketch: Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man You sit here, dear. Wife All right. Man (to Waitress) Morning! Waitress Morning! Man Well, what've you got? Waitress Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam... Waitress ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing) Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife Have you got anything without spam? Waitress Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife I don't want ANY spam! Man Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife THAT'S got spam in it! Man Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress Urgghh! Wife What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress Shut up! Vikings Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks) I don't like spam! Man Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately) Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam! Oh the tears, sorry this has not too much to do with computers ... other than SPAM :-)) Toodle pip Rupert One bear and no virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by Norton Auntie-Virus. ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> <font face=arial size=-1><a href="http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=12hj4311k/M=362329.6886308.7839368.1510227/D=groups/S=1705115386:TM/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1124832040/A=2894321/R=0/SIG=11dvsfulr/*http://youthnoise.com/page.php?page_id=1992 ">Fair play? Video games influencing politics. Click and talk back!</a>.</font> --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> If you have any questions or problems with any aspect of this site, please feel free to contact me directly [EMAIL PROTECTED] Please do not post personal issues directly to the group. To unsubscribe from this list, send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank you for using A-1 Computer Tech Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/A-1-Computer_Tech/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
