ROFLMAO Matt :-)) When mine slows down I have a special way of speeding it up and punishing it at the same time. I unplug it and tie the power cable to the back bumper of my car and take it for a very high speed ride along the motorway.
Rupert >>>>>>>>>> original message or part thereof <<<<<<<<<< If your computer is anything like mine, here is the best way to determine its speed: 1) Drop it off a building of known height. 2) Using a stopwatch, time how long it takes to fall from the top of the building to the ground. 3) Divide the height of the building by this number. This will give you the speed of your computer in feet per second. 4) Buy a better, faster computer. Matt One bear and no virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by Norton Auntie-Virus. ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Most low income households are not online. Help bridge the digital divide today! http://us.click.yahoo.com/cd_AJB/QnQLAA/TtwFAA/67folB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> If you have any questions or problems with any aspect of this site, please feel free to contact me directly [EMAIL PROTECTED] Please do not post personal issues directly to the group. To unsubscribe from this list, send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thank you for using A-1 Computer Tech Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/A-1-Computer_Tech/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
