A recently retired rich couple from New York now living in Naples, Florida is getting ready to go out to dinner.
She comes out of the bedroom. "Darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci one?" "Do I care?" he replies. A few minutes later she again comes out of the bedroom. "Shall I wear my Cartier watch or my Rolex?" "Whatever you'd like," says the husband. A few more minutes pass and again she comes out of the bedroom. "Darling, shall I wear my five carat pear diamond ring or my six carat round diamond ring with the baguettes?" "Hey, I really don't care," says the annoyed spouse, "but if you don't get your ass in gear, we're going to miss the early bird special!" To subscribe/unsubscribe, point your browser to: http://www.tullochgorm.com/lists.html
