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> WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN
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>> A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.
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>> She asked him if it was dead or alive.
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>> "Dead." She was informed.
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>> "How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
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>> "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,"
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>> answered the child innocently.
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>> "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
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>> "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and
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>> went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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