--- <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I'm new here and I have a question concerning using
> the Access 2000 VB help files; is there a way to
> get useful help from this thing?
>
> I feel like I've accessed another version of the
> "Blue Screen of Death."  Might as well go back to
> a PDP-8 with doughnuts for memory.
> 
ROFLMAO....  Okay, sorry... but having been a VB
programmer for over 15 years I still find it humorous
when a newbie discovers that aspect of Microsoft.

I think this joke might help...

I man was visiting a city and decided to take a
helicopter of tour to get a birdseye view. The tour
was going pretty well when suddenly a huge fog bank
blew in obscuring things for miles around.  The
helicopter pilot flew around a bit trying fruitlessly
to get his barings. Noticing he was running low on
feul he knew it was time for a different tactic.  So
he told the guy to make a sign out some cardboard he
had in the back asking "Where are we." and then he'd
fly near a building.  The guy did as instructed and
the pilot maneuvered near a building and the guy held
up the sign.  The people in the building saw them and
waved indicating they understood and then some of them
went about making a sign. When they were done they
held it up to the window.  The sign side... "Your in a
Helicopter."  The pilot nodded, checked his gauges,
and then took off into the fog.  Several minutes later
after securing landing at their desired destination
the guy asked the pilot how the heck he had figured
out where they were based off what those people had
wrote.  He replied well it was obviously the Microsoft
building.  The guy looked puzzled and had to ask, and
how did you know that?  Well because they gave us an
answer that was technically correct but totally
useless.

I have yet to find a way to easily look up anything
that has to do with Microsoft.  So I have made it a
habit to file my own help information on the various
topics that I need to reference (or might in the
future) every now and then.  Of course when it comes
to finding anything new --- well I basically put on my
explorers hat and go exploring.  I use a combination
of the help files, google searches, and searches on
the microsoft website.  These eventually either give
me the answer or at least clues to help me narrow the
search.  I know this is not encouraging per-sae but
it's just the way it is...  at least its better than
it used to be.  Back in VB3 some of the documentation
was actually wrong and you had to discover how things
actually worked. Or of course you could have just paid
Microsoft something like $500 dollars to get a correct
answer from them.  I think they still do this but I
think the price has risen significantly.

--Dennis

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