On Sat, Apr 28, 2012 at 5:13 AM, <[email protected]> wrote: > > Jack Benny's punchline in what is often said to be the most successful > radio joke ever applies to me. (Benny, a notorious cheapskate, is > accosted > at night by a mugger who says, "Your money or your life!" There follows a > long, long, long silence. The studio audience took a bit of time to catch > on. > Then the laugh began -- and it grew and grew, until the mugger growls > again: "Didn't you hear me?! I said your money or your life!" The > laughter > went > volcanic when Benny finally responded: > "I'm thinking! I'm thinking!") >
I would have said: - I'm thinking! I'm thinking! Don't...........................RUSH me!
