Song in Text form…..

 

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
Egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce,
Served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines,
Garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Bleeeh!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Bleh'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
Spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
Spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

 

From: AF [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Bill Prince
Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 5:03 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Fw: Fair warning

 

 

How much spam would you like?

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVKXIfrGJE

 

bp
<part15sbs{at}gmail{dot}com>
 

On 3/26/2019 3:55 PM, [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>  wrote:

I think you grandfathered in many years ago.  

We will reserve an extra helping for you.  

 

From: Chuck Macenski 

Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 4:52 PM

To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group 

Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Fw: Fair warning

 

Hey! I didn't see these terms when I signed up. What if I want to get more spam?

 

On Tue, Mar 26, 2019 at 3:44 PM <[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> > 
wrote:

 

 

From: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>  

Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 2:42 PM

To: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>  

Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Fair warning

 

We will try this again:



 

From: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>  

Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 2:13 PM

To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group 

Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Fair warning

 

Thanks,

Mail Chimp received a direct complaint today from one of our list subscribers.

Not too long after the complaint, we had a new subscriber join the list.  

I asked him if, during the subscription process, anything was said about me 
sending out spam now and then.

 

He said he received the following from the list serv:

 



Not sure what more I can do.  I went to Mail Chimp several years ago so that 
you can have the option of getting my spam or not but staying on the list.  
This particular person that complained to me today and (presumably to Mail 
Chimp) prefers we spam the list instead.  

I think this is the first complaint that Mail Chimp has ever received about me. 
 

I guess if they boot me, I will have to spam the list... 

 

From: Albert J Rachide 

Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 1:59 PM

To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group 

Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Fair warning

 

Keep up the good work! 

 

Al Rachide
Pink Hill, NC

 

 

On Tue, Mar 26, 2019 at 2:07 PM Chuck McCown <[email protected] 
<mailto:[email protected]> > wrote:

As all of the old timers know, I advertise my products here.  Forrest is free 
to do so as well.  My dealers too.   And we open it up on Friday mornings to 
everyone as a swap meet.  When I send things there days I use mailchimp for a 
variety of reasons.  Plus it allows you to opt out of my spam and still be on 
this list for all the rest of the subject matter.  It appears that some are 
unaware.  I will have to double check the list subscription process to make 
sure this is made clear to new subs here.  Sorry to those that think I am 
mining the list for spam purposes.  It is worse than that actually as I own the 
domain and have always used it and the AF shows to market my junk.  I guess I 
need to make it more clear when subscribing.

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