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Customer: Morning, Waitress: Morning. Customer: What have you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon, Egg sausage and bacon Egg and spam Egg, bacon and spam Egg, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!) Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, Served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, Garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam That's not got much spam in it Wife: I don't want any spam! Customer: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage? Wife: That's got spam in it! Customer: Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it? (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...) Wife: Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then? Waitress: Bleeeh! Wife: What do you mean 'Bleh'? I don't like spam! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress (to choir): Shut up! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Customer: Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it, I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, Spam, spam, spam, and spam! (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up! Baked beans are off. Customer: Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, Spam and spam? Choir (intervening): Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! From: AF [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Bill Prince Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 5:03 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Fw: Fair warning How much spam would you like? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVKXIfrGJE bp <part15sbs{at}gmail{dot}com> On 3/26/2019 3:55 PM, [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> wrote: I think you grandfathered in many years ago. We will reserve an extra helping for you. From: Chuck Macenski Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 4:52 PM To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Fw: Fair warning Hey! I didn't see these terms when I signed up. What if I want to get more spam? On Tue, Mar 26, 2019 at 3:44 PM <[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> > wrote: From: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 2:42 PM To: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Fair warning We will try this again: From: [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 2:13 PM To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Fair warning Thanks, Mail Chimp received a direct complaint today from one of our list subscribers. Not too long after the complaint, we had a new subscriber join the list. I asked him if, during the subscription process, anything was said about me sending out spam now and then. He said he received the following from the list serv: Not sure what more I can do. I went to Mail Chimp several years ago so that you can have the option of getting my spam or not but staying on the list. This particular person that complained to me today and (presumably to Mail Chimp) prefers we spam the list instead. I think this is the first complaint that Mail Chimp has ever received about me. I guess if they boot me, I will have to spam the list... From: Albert J Rachide Sent: Tuesday, March 26, 2019 1:59 PM To: AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group Subject: Re: [AFMUG] Fair warning Keep up the good work! Al Rachide Pink Hill, NC On Tue, Mar 26, 2019 at 2:07 PM Chuck McCown <[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> > wrote: As all of the old timers know, I advertise my products here. Forrest is free to do so as well. My dealers too. And we open it up on Friday mornings to everyone as a swap meet. When I send things there days I use mailchimp for a variety of reasons. Plus it allows you to opt out of my spam and still be on this list for all the rest of the subject matter. It appears that some are unaware. I will have to double check the list subscription process to make sure this is made clear to new subs here. Sorry to those that think I am mining the list for spam purposes. It is worse than that actually as I own the domain and have always used it and the AF shows to market my junk. I guess I need to make it more clear when subscribing. Sent from my iPhone -- AF mailing list [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com _____ -- AF mailing list [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com -- AF mailing list [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com _____ -- AF mailing list [email protected] <mailto:[email protected]> http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com
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