My dad always tells the story of when Elvis and his pelvis was on tv and his old man got up and shut off the tv and said "that's the end of that" and I'm just hoping they don't show anal penetration on Disney. My how times have changed.
On Wed, Dec 11, 2019, 7:37 PM <[email protected]> wrote: > Seems like Bonanza was on NBC and Gunsmoke was on CBS and they were on at > the same time. I preferred Bonanza and my dad preferred Gunsmoke. I think > he won most of the time. He did allow one concession or two to allow me to > watch the Monkees and Lost in Space. It certainly was family time. If you > didn’t like what was going on, somebody might play some cards with you or > you can dig into whatever book you had going. > > I let my wife into my silo most of the time. > > *From:* Ken Hohhof > *Sent:* Wednesday, December 11, 2019 6:08 PM > *To:* 'AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group' > *Subject:* Re: [AFMUG] Generating traffic > > > Definitely. Not even close. > > > > I think one of the factors is the same though, watching by yourself. You > don’t exactly have the whole family sitting in front of the TV watching > porn together, same with video streaming. If there are 5 people in the > household, they are watching 5 different videos on 5 separate devices. I > know because that’s what people tell me they want to do now when they call > to order Internet. > > > > That probably contributes to the divisions in society today, what some > people call tribalism. With personal devices and the Internet, everyone > can watch their own news, have their own facts, and live in their own > silo. My silo is good and true, your silo is evil and fake news. > > > > When I was a kid, we had the 1 TV set in the living room, and the whole > family watched the same show, whether it was Walter Cronkite with the news, > or Bonanza or Gunsmoke (my dad liked westerns), or Saturday morning > cartoons. When I was in college, we had a TV lounge in the dorm, and you’d > have 20-30 kids all watching Star Trek or Laugh In or Rocky and > Bullwinkle. I assume that experience of voting on what to watch and then > everybody watching the same show doesn’t exist anymore. Most people > probably say good riddance, but I think maybe something valuable got lost > in the process. > > > > > > *From:* AF <[email protected]> *On Behalf Of *[email protected] > *Sent:* Wednesday, December 11, 2019 6:52 PM > *To:* 'AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group' <[email protected]> > *Subject:* Re: [AFMUG] Generating traffic > > > > I wonder if porn is still the largest driver of traffic. I’ll guess not. > I would bet streaming TV is. > > > > *From:* Ken Hohhof > > *Sent:* Wednesday, December 11, 2019 5:38 PM > > *To:* 'AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group' > > *Subject:* Re: [AFMUG] Generating traffic > > > > https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-07-26 > > > > > > *From:* AF <[email protected]> *On Behalf Of *Steve Jones > *Sent:* Wednesday, December 11, 2019 6:31 PM > *To:* AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group <[email protected]> > *Subject:* Re: [AFMUG] Generating traffic > > > > I never considered that, but I bet a Windows server with no firewall would > get hammered > > > > I had a whole ixia suite once but got nervous about that dollar amount in > bootleg software so I got rid of it. > > > > On Wed, Dec 11, 2019, 3:12 PM <[email protected]> wrote: > > Set up a free proxy to the world, if you build it they will come. > > > > *From:* Adam Moffett > > *Sent:* Wednesday, December 11, 2019 2:05 PM > > *To:* [email protected] > > *Subject:* Re: [AFMUG] Generating traffic > > > > You could put a web server on one side and an http stress test tool on the > other. There are several such tools to pick from. That's all I've got. > > It would be interesting to have something that generated a statistically > normal spread of simulated internet usage, but I'm not aware of such a tool. > > -Adam > > > > On 12/11/2019 4:00 PM, David Coudron wrote: > > I am not sure if there were any other replies to this, and I have been > slow as I am far from an expert. This is a tough thing to do correctly in > my opinion without a pretty complicated setup. The easiest and simplest > thing would be to set up a few spare computers on the NATed side and have > them run iPerf to your set of clients. But you need a good Virtual > Hosting device to allow for both ends of this and you’ll quickly outrun > your ethernet connectivity on your host device once you get past 6-7 VMs. > So you’ll have to have multiple devices on both sides to do any amount of > this. That is about the best I know. > > > > Regards, > > > > David Coudron > > *From:* AF mailto:[email protected] *On Behalf Of *Steve Jones > *Sent:* Monday, December 9, 2019 11:59 AM > *To:* AnimalFarm Microwave Users Group mailto:[email protected] > *Subject:* [AFMUG] Generating traffic > > > > I need to test out a mikrotik BMU (Powercode) > > > > What I need to do is generate a ton of traffic from various devices and > types (primarily I want to load NAT) > > > > Is there some software I can do a VM on each side that will mimic a bunch > of clients with various types of traffic, say 50 clients and 150mbps of > traffic 10k NAT sessions. so 50 virtual macs to a bunch of "public" virtual > IPs. > > > > Im not really concerned with the host hardware being able to generate the > traffic well or reliably > > > > ------------------------------ > > -- > AF mailing list > [email protected] > http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com > > -- > AF mailing list > [email protected] > http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com > > ------------------------------ > > -- > AF mailing list > [email protected] > http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com > > ------------------------------ > -- > AF mailing list > [email protected] > http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com > -- > AF mailing list > [email protected] > http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com >
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