So Google Merchant Center said that my stuff was all suspended due to policy violations. I get on the phone and wait and wait and then get the guy the thick accent tell me that they do not allow radar jammers to be listed. I told him I did not sell radar jammers, I sell surge suppressors and tower mounts. Back and forth, escalating to a woman that has less of an accent, she tells me that it is in violation of their policy. I ask for a copy, nope, it is a secret she cannot tell me. OK, so I am breaking a Google law but that law is secret and you cannot tell me how I am breaking it. Yep. OK suggestions please. She suggested that I explain on the front page of the web site what it is we do. I told her we make and sell crap. She said that is not clear and that we need to explain that.
OK, so I now explain that. Arrgh. www.mccowntech.com A bit of snark there. Not sure how far to push the snark, do not want the big G to get pissed off at me...
