Katanya, kalau yang baca (cowok) mengangguk lebih dari 10 kali saat membaca indikator ini, maka.... selamat datang di *"CONG WORLD" The Largest Community for The Queer...*
Ini dia indikator-indikator nya: *You can sing "I Will Survive" out loud! **Hip hop class is not started yet, lo udah ngantri paling depan. ** **Sambil ngantri, you try to dance remembering last week moves ** **Your shirt is always 1 size smaller ** **And you have more than 3 shirts in pink ** **Lo miss matching dari atas sampai bawah, but not black / white / blue / grey matching, but colorful matching ** Lo banci merek! **You have complete collection of Man's Health, but your body is not going more muscle by day **You have thong ** **And G-string more than 3! ** **For you Babylon is not a city ** **And you know there are 2 Babylon, one in Bangkok, and in the QAF **You know the meaning of "t/b" **You go to gym 7 days a week, but not going leaner by day ** **[because] You spend 2 hours at sauna, but only 30 minutes on the treadmill ** **Someone you want to meet at Friendster is "a person", "the person", or you just say "the ideal match" **You cancel your date because you want to watch American Idol ** **And you watch American's Next Top Model ** Lo nonton Miss World, dan lo sibuk ngomentarin night gown tiap-tiap kontestan **You buy Cosmopolitan Men edition ** **And of course the Cosmopolitan! ** **Lo paling malas baca FHM, beli Playboy juga edisi pertama doang karena penasaran, lalu gak pernah beli lagi ** **You talk about heaven, but you are not religious ** **Sunday nite is your clubbing nite ** By the time you get your position in busway, you start giving fashion score to everyone in the bus **You have your special corner at OhLaLa ** **And all OhLaLa waiters know your name ** **Guess Sale! Dan lo bolos kerja! ** **Mango Sale! Lo sirik ngeliatin etalasenya! ** **For you, PS is not just the mall, but also underwear name ** You have complete CD of Britney Spears **And Mariah Carey ** **And Madonna ** **Lo demen banget ama Rossa, KD, Titi DJ, Siti Nurhaliza, Melly ** **You love Karen Walker ** **But you are not really sure who Johnnie Walker is. Or what? ** You love Friends **And also Sex and The City ** **Pretty Woman, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail are amongst your favorite movies **Lo nonton Queer as Folks ** **Lo tau siapa aja artis yang lagi mau married bulan ini, siapa yang mau cerai, siapa yang ketahuan selingkuh **Nontonnya infotainment melulu sih! ** Atau belinya Cek & Ricek! **Lo jalan ke mall pake tanktop/singlet, padahal lo bukan baru kelar gym ** **Bangkok is your favorite holiday destination ** **Lo pernah kepikiran liposuction ** **Dan udah nyoba suntik lemak ** **Lo udah punya jadwal rutin pake masker di rumah ** Luluran juga rutin **Dan lo hafal semua merek dan produk kecantikan ** **Weekend, lo pasti udah bikin jadwal ke salon ** **Lo juga gak tahan ngeliat kaca, pasti berhenti ngeliatin rambut, baju masih rapi, ngebenerin celana **Your toiletries bag is as heavy as your shoe bag ** **You have one product for each body part ** You dance hotter than the girl next to you **Lo histeris nonton konser Delon ** **Lo punya 2 HP, bawa dompet tebal, tapi gak pernah kepikiran pake tas pinggang **Lo suka nonton lomba renang ** **Dan gymnastic ** **Dan athletic, tapi sprint doang ** Dan figure skating **Lo beli boneka buat ultah ponakan lo, tapi akhirnya lo simpan sendiri ** **Satu-satunya pemain sepak bola yang lo kenal cuma David Bekham ** **Dan lo benci sama Victoria Bekham ** **Foto-foto David Bekham lo save under folder "jurnal akuntansi dan pajak" * * **Folder "jurnal akuntansi dan pajak" isinya jpg doang! ** Lo paling rajin ngebersihin "website history" di komputer kantor **There is manicure set in your gym bag ** **Lo ngebrowse oscar.com, tapi lo paling lama di "carpet gallery" ** **Lo paling malas harus pergi ke kawinan ** **Atau reuni SMA ** **Lo gak berani pake kaos ada bendera pelangi ** Atau yang ada tulisan rainbow **You don't go to gym, but you are in the guests list Final Be Our Cover Men's Health ** **You don't buy any whey protein, but you sit in the very front sear of Malam Final L-Men **Lo lagi di salon, di belakang lo dua banci salon lagi ngobrol, dan lo ngerti mereka ngomong apa! **Lo lebih demen mall ketimbang jalan outdoor ** **Kalo jalan di luar panas, pasti yang sok nutupin muka pake tangan ** Women always addressing you as the most clean, decent man in the office **All the girls comes to you for an advice* hayo udah mengangguk berapa kali?? :-" [image: ole1.bmp] --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Anda menerima pesan ini karena berlangganan ke Grup "aga-madjid" Google Groups. Untuk memposting ke grup ini, kirimkan email ke [email protected] Untuk bergabung dengan grup ini, kirim email ke [email protected] Untuk keluar dari grup ini, kirim email ke [email protected] -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
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