bisa jadi lho, astrid, sayangnya, coba tanyain aja buat make sure ha3 On 1/9/09, Astrid Habie <[email protected]> wrote: > Mas Aga, > > Cowok cute yang gw liat semalem di Mistere nyanyi I will survive paling > kenceng sambil lift his hands in the air, padahal ngeliat ke arah gw ma > temen2 gw mulu (GE-ER mode on) > > Bad omen? > > > > -------Original Message------- > > From: aga madjid > Date: 1/9/2009 5:07:19 PM > Subject: ~ aga ~ Indikator Gay katanya ... > > Katanya, kalau yang baca (cowok) mengangguk lebih dari 10 kali saat membaca > indikator ini, maka.... selamat datang di "CONG WORLD" The Largest Community > for The Queer... > Ini dia indikator-indikator nya: > > You can sing "I Will Survive" out loud! > Hip hop class is not started yet, lo udah ngantri paling depan. > Sambil ngantri, you try to dance remembering last week moves > Your shirt is always 1 size smaller > And you have more than 3 shirts in pink > Lo miss matching dari atas sampai bawah, but not black / white / blue / grey > matching, but colorful matching > Lo banci merek! > You have complete collection of Man's Health, but your body is not going > more muscle by day > You have thong > And G-string more than 3! > For you Babylon is not a city > And you know there are 2 Babylon, one in Bangkok, and in the QAF > You know the meaning of "t/b" > You go to gym 7 days a week, but not going leaner by day > [because] You spend 2 hours at sauna, but only 30 minutes on the treadmill > Someone you want to meet at Friendster is "a person", "the person", or you > just say "the ideal match" > You cancel your date because you want to watch American Idol > And you watch American's Next Top Model > Lo nonton Miss World, dan lo sibuk ngomentarin night gown tiap-tiap > kontestan > You buy Cosmopolitan Men edition > And of course the Cosmopolitan! > Lo paling malas baca FHM, beli Playboy juga edisi pertama doang karena > penasaran, lalu gak pernah beli lagi > You talk about heaven, but you are not religious > Sunday nite is your clubbing nite > By the time you get your position in busway, you start giving fashion score > to everyone in the bus > You have your special corner at OhLaLa > And all OhLaLa waiters know your name > Guess Sale! Dan lo bolos kerja! > Mango Sale! Lo sirik ngeliatin etalasenya! > For you, PS is not just the mall, but also underwear name > You have complete CD of Britney Spears > And Mariah Carey > And Madonna > Lo demen banget ama Rossa, KD, Titi DJ, Siti Nurhaliza, Melly > You love Karen Walker > But you are not really sure who Johnnie Walker is. Or what? > You love Friends > And also Sex and The City > Pretty Woman, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail > are amongst your favorite movies > Lo nonton Queer as Folks > Lo tau siapa aja artis yang lagi mau married bulan ini, siapa yang mau cerai > siapa yang ketahuan selingkuh > Nontonnya infotainment melulu sih! > Atau belinya Cek & Ricek! > Lo jalan ke mall pake tanktop/singlet, padahal lo bukan baru kelar gym > Bangkok is your favorite holiday destination > Lo pernah kepikiran liposuction > Dan udah nyoba suntik lemak > Lo udah punya jadwal rutin pake masker di rumah > Luluran juga rutin > Dan lo hafal semua merek dan produk kecantikan > Weekend, lo pasti udah bikin jadwal ke salon > Lo juga gak tahan ngeliat kaca, pasti berhenti ngeliatin rambut, baju masih > rapi, ngebenerin celana > Your toiletries bag is as heavy as your shoe bag > You have one product for each body part > You dance hotter than the girl next to you > Lo histeris nonton konser Delon > Lo punya 2 HP, bawa dompet tebal, tapi gak pernah kepikiran pake tas > pinggang > Lo suka nonton lomba renang > Dan gymnastic > Dan athletic, tapi sprint doang > Dan figure skating > Lo beli boneka buat ultah ponakan lo, tapi akhirnya lo simpan sendiri > Satu-satunya pemain sepak bola yang lo kenal cuma David Bekham > Dan lo benci sama Victoria Bekham > Foto-foto David Bekham lo save under folder "jurnal akuntansi dan pajak" > Folder "jurnal akuntansi dan pajak" isinya jpg doang! > Lo paling rajin ngebersihin "website history" di komputer kantor > There is manicure set in your gym bag > Lo ngebrowse oscar.com, tapi lo paling lama di "carpet gallery" > Lo paling malas harus pergi ke kawinan > Atau reuni SMA > Lo gak berani pake kaos ada bendera pelangi > Atau yang ada tulisan rainbow > You don't go to gym, but you are in the guests list Final Be Our Cover Men's > Health > You don't buy any whey protein, but you sit in the very front sear of Malam > Final L-Men > Lo lagi di salon, di belakang lo dua banci salon lagi ngobrol, dan lo ngerti > mereka ngomong apa! > Lo lebih demen mall ketimbang jalan outdoor > Kalo jalan di luar panas, pasti yang sok nutupin muka pake tangan > Women always addressing you as the most clean, decent man in the office > All the girls comes to you for an advice > > > > hayo udah mengangguk berapa kali?? :-" > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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