Two nuns leave the convent to sell cookies. It’s getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
Nun 1: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
half-hour?
Nun 2: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
Nun 1: Obviously he wants to have his way with us.
Nun 2: What can we do?
Nun 1: The only logical thing to do of course is that we have to start
walking faster.
Nun 2: It is not working. He’s catching up.
Nun 1: The only logical thing we can do is divide up. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He can’t follow both of us.
The nuns split up, and the man goes after Nun 1.
Nun 2 arrives at the convent and is worried because Nun 1 hasn’t yet
returned. Finally, Nun 1 shows up.
Nun 2: Thank God you’re here! Tell us what happened!
Nun 1: The man couldn’t follow both of us, so he followed me. I started to
run as fast as I could. The man also started to run as fast as he could. He
reached me.
Nun 2: Oh, no! What did you do then?
Nun 1: The only logical thing to do: I lifted my dress up.
Nun 2: Oh, Sister. What did the man do?
Nun 1: He pulled down his pants.
Nun 2: Oh, no! What happened then?
Nun 1: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down!
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