*PUNS OF THE DAY 01-06-11* *It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, and then they sent us over to arts and crafts to make ashtrays for Mother's Day. (Paul Clay)*
Even though there are many differences between Christian and Muslim cultures, there exist some similarities. I note that in Arab countries like Saudi Arabia, Iran And Iraq, that if a woman commits adultery, she is stoned. It's the same in Los Angeles, only they usually get stoned beforehand instead of after. *A buxom actress fainted right in the middle of her act on the stage. Four men carried her from the stage, two abreast.* A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises. * * *Three things cause severe memory loss: a blow to the head, old age, and testifying before a congressional hearing.* * * A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions. The man asks, "Is it true that men and women don't dance together?" "Yes," says the rabbi, "For modesty reasons, men and women dance separately." "So I can't dance with my own wife?" "No." "Well, okay," says the man, "but what about sex?" "Fine," says the rabbi. "A mitzvah within the marriage!" "What about different positions?" the man asks. "No problem," says the rabbi. "Woman on top?" the man asks. "Why not?" replies the rabbi. "How about doggie-style?" "Of course!" "Well, what about standing up?" "No!" says the rabbi. "Why not?" asks the man. "Could lead to dancing!" *Angry customer: "Tell me, just what good is this airline schedule, anyway?" Agent: "It's simple, really. If it weren't for them, we'd have no way of knowing how late the planes are."* As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - the football games on television, or the dinner itself. To keep peace, I ate dinner with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-dinner conversation before retiring to the family room to turn on the game. Several minutes later, my wife came downstairs and graciously even bought a cold drink for me. She smiled, kissed me on the cheek and asked what the score was. I told her it was the end of the third quarter and that the score was still nothing to nothing. "See?" she said, continuing to smile, "You didn't miss a thing." *If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.* * * -- *".... I am the KING to my own UNIVERSE that Rule my MIND, BODY and SOUL !!! ...." * ** *- Lo Fen Koei -* -- you have this email because you join to "aga-madjid" GoogleGroups. to post emails, just send to : [email protected] to join this group, send blank email to : [email protected] to quit from this group, just send email to : [email protected] please visit to www.facebook.com/aga.madjid, add my Yahoo Messenger at [email protected] or add my twitter @aga_madjid thanks for joinning this group.
